Vegetarian – an old Indian word meaning “lousy hunter”.
How to make a drinking glass out of a bottle. Some of the examples here are quite neat. Only works on round bottles, though.
http://www.uncoached.com/2011/03/11/turn-a-bottle-into-a-drinking-glass/
Huge solar flare ejects plasma from the sun’s surface
Interesting pictures where old photos are held up in front of the same area as it appears today.
http://thechive.com/2011/02/14/the-times-they-are-a-changin-25-photos/
Odd safe sex campaign. “One up the bum and you won’t be a mum”? I would rather be celibate. Or, remember “The Invention of the Handjob” from the last post?
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/marie-stopes-video-controversy
The cheerleader motherlode. TRIPLETS! At first glance they seem awful young, but if they are going to university they must be what, 19/20 mimimum?
http://www.brobible.com/story/the-university-of-south-alabama-has-triplets-on-the-cheerleading-squad
When I was a child, I accidentally saw my grandparents having sex. My psychiatrist tells me that’s why I don’t like prunes.
Training Courses Offered to Men Only
Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
Accepting Loss I: If It’s Empty, You Can Throw It Away
Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won’t Bring It Back
Going to the Supermarket – It’s Not Just for Women Anymore!
Bathroom Etiquette : Five Easy Ways to Tell When You’re About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves
Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What “Fourth Down and Ten” Means
Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald’s
Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don’t Fall Under the
“Action/Adventure” Category
Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
“I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!”: Why Women Laugh
Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let’s Clean the Closet
Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let’s Clean Under the Bed
“I Don’t Know”: Be the First Man to Say It!
Directions: It’s Okay to Ask for Them
Listening: It’s Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn’t Mean You
Can Fix It
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, “Married!” and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring. But, it’s hard to get that April Fresh scent out of your clothes.
Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone’s answering machine? “Hi, it’s a great day and I’m out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: Share the love.” BEEP
“Uh, yeah…this is the infectious disease clinic calling….Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love..”
Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Actual page from the Airdrie, Alberta, white pages several years ago
