Whoever said, “No man is an island,” has obviously never seen my stomach in the bathtub.
One year since the BP “accident” in the Gulf of Mexico. Hard to believe that it has already been one entire year. Also hard to believe the claims that the beaches have been cleaned up. I have found photographic proof that they are not. See below.
Ladies and gentlemen, THAT AIN’T PRISTINE!
I forgot to write down exactly where this was, but one of the US states was photographed using this method to clean debris from their highways after recent flooding.
I doubt if I am brave enough to try this now, but I am sure it would have not had a second thought when I was younger. Looks like a real rush.
Never did like this statement. I don’t have much experience with kids, but have had much more success with simply explaining to the child WHY not to do something. If whatever kids do is not dangerous or really irritating, let them have fun. If it is potentially going to hurt them, or someone else, then they have to understand that. “Because I told you so” just makes them hate you. Sorry to rant and should maybe not have even posted this one, but it is something a lot of people do.
I guess, if they had the intelligence to invent gunpowder, etc. you would think a fork or spoon would be no problem.
These next few jokes are courtesy of Mike. Good ones!
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that?
2:30am! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
… but she did.
Paddy says “Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador .”"Fuck that” says Mick “have you seen how many of their owners go blind”
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest
penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg”
I saw a poor old lady slip and fall on the ice a few weeks ago. At least I presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?
Good idea. Too bad the door was locked. Otherwise it would have been a good prank!
This has got to be one of the dumbest things a gangster has ever done.
Well, good for her! Dangerous, but brave.
Must think he’s playing Monopoly? I suppose it must be a good investment if Ol’ Bill is buying it.