“A friend of mine has a trophy wife but apparently it’s not first place” – Steven Wright
Got a bunch of new “inspirationals” collected.
The Frogman has created some cool new .gifs:
This guy makes some cool stuff. Completely wind powered moving sculptures.
Discovered via the Strombo blog. A study about world income inequality. Need more information, like why this is, to form an opinion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fPb9M35LOs
This report doesn’t really give it. It discusses how the different incomes are taxed, but does that really matter? I think it is more about where the tax dollars are spent. If it is just to maintain the power of the rich it is fairly useless. I am reminded of an earlier comment about teaching useful information in schools.
But Georgie classified this next story under “Today in Stupid” I would have thought he would find a jet bus cool.
Loving your son? Not a crime. Resenting the police for locking up your son after he was caught drunk driving? Not criminal. Keying two police cars outside the station on your way to pick up said son? Definitely a crime. And not the smartest one, either.
And these two are not exactly geniuses, either.
How nice. A polite murderer. Also most likely insane.
Karma can be a cruel bitch. Dude blew himself up trying to burn his ex’s body. You already know my opinion on bad breakups.
So this is what TV has come to. H8R. Hosted by Mario Lopez. Celebrities like that dwarf freak Snooki, and Kim Kardashian go head-to-head with “civilians” who hate them to win their “haters” over.
Got the word today that the Street King energy drink that 50 Cent is using to try to feed African children is now available. As I suspected, the product is not yet available in Canada, even by mail order. Understandable. They must first build a local base, and expand worldwide as the product becomes popular. I still commend him for trying to give back.
C’mon, ladies! We’re not just pieces of meat, we have feelings too. If you want to fuck a guy on an airplane you need to do a little more than randomly jerking his dick in the exit row. We need to be wooed. We need to be cared for. We need someone to call us beautiful and look us in the eyes like we’re the only person on the face of the earth.
I’ll let this story speak for itself:
I know nothing about football, but I do know that this makes sense. What good is a ticket to a disappionting Super Bowl game?
Excellent idea! Rod want!
Seriously? $1300.00 for 6 artificially broken plates. The sad thing is that all of this limited edition will probably sell.
Ned Hardy has some unique ideas for things to do on a date. I like some of them a lot.
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall,
closes his door, and says pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this
exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.” He returns her
gaze. “Anything?” “ANYTHING” His voice softens. “Anything??” She smiles mischievously, “Anything.” His voice turns to a whisper, “Would you . . . study?”