If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

After I published the previous post, I suddenly thought of something, regarding this whole Hugh Hefner / Crystal Harris deal: The reason for her change of heart regarding their relationship could very well be that she wants to be married to him when he dies. She reminds me of school in July. NO CLASS.
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This should not be so remarkable that the story has “gone viral”, but the servers at one restaurant in Washington state were so pleasantly surprised at the well-mannered children one family brought in that they not only gave the children free ice cream, but also put a $5.00 discount on the bill. When I was a kid “acting up” carried a severe penalty, but nowadays most kids seem to be able to do whatever they want, and the parents just roll their eyes.
http://dailyoftheday.com/well-behaved-kids-discount/
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About the least intelligent someone could be: Breaking into your ex wife’s home, and almost biting off her big toe.
http://www.4029tv.com/news/Police-Shoe-salesman-bit-ex-s-toe-to-the-bone/-/8897838/18453280/-/format/rsss_2.0/-/124fmdw/-/index.html#.URVa4XmwiWc.reddit
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Michael S. Den Beste, an Oregon photographer, has created an awesome series of photoshopped images of the comic strip characters Calvin and Hobbes in real photographs. Et Voila! New desktop wallpaper!
http://imgur.com/gallery/wGZUA
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Another photographer, Paul Nicklen, who works for The National Geographic magazine, describes a frightening encounter with a leopard seal, which was larger than he was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg&feature=player_embedded
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Animals are changing size due to warmer conditions worldwide.
http://www.newscientist.com/gallery/shrinking-animals
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The Hubble Telescope team has released this image of the galaxy Messier 106, which is in the process of having its center devoured by a massive black hole. They believe this black hole is also responsible for the two extra arms of the galaxy. Most spiral galaxies have only two arms.
http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/article00870.html
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Physicist Brian Cox blew my mind with this explanation of a cloud chamber, and how it makes protons from outer space visible as they enter our atmosphere. See, now this is the kind of information I wish would have been available to me, in school, but, noooooo, learning how to add letters was more important. One thing I found VERY interesting about the man was that, before training as a physicist, he played keyboards in a British pop band. Not so geeky then, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fWxfliNAI3U
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10,000 galaxies contained in a patch of sky the size of a grain of sand held out at arm’s length. These kind of distances are beyond comprehension.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz52N_SZvL0&feature=player_embedded
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.Oh, and I finally received the print of the galactic center, which I mentioned in a previous post. It looks awesome!
WHAT? Squid can fly?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9856840/Squids-can-fly-100-feet-through-the-air.html
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When I first saw this picture, the Foghat song Slow Ride came to mind.
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Freaky? Yup. Cool? Oh, yeah. Dangerous? Probably….
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Ick! What human blood with high levels of fat looks like. Maybe I should go on a diet…
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Elephant Twilight is a disturbing title for this photo. The story at the link brings this thought to mind: Do all of the people who buy ivory products know, or care, that their desire to be fashionable is potentially wiping these majestic creatures off the face of the earth? Do they know that elephants grieve at the deaths of their herdmates?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21352722#
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How cool would it be to be able to say “Here, boy” to a killer whale? How scary would it be the first time the creature sped up to the glass like that?
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WARNING! Masturbating when you have a girlfriend / wife could be hazardous to your health.
http://www.warwickdailynews.com.au/news/woman-lashes-out-partner-warwick-masturbation/1749899/
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Ever wonder why dogs lick their noses? I don’t have any proof that this is true, but I am familiar with the parent website, and I believe they are trustworthy.
http://www.arkinspace.com/2013/02/why-does-dog-lick-its-nose.html
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Those poor bikers who have to wait TWO WHOLE MINUTES at stop lights might change their minds if this law was passed, and they “jumped the light”, then were hospitalised due to an accident they created.
http://ca.autoblog.com/2013/02/15/proposed-nebraska-law-would-let-motorcyclists-run-red-lights-w/
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In what seems like a very ambitious undertaking, a group of professionals, and novices, are working with an archaeologist, using old-timey techniques to build an actual castle.
http://www.guedelon.fr/en/the-guedelon-adventure_01.html
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I am sure glad I have never personally experienced a tornado. The big one that totalled Edmonton years ago hit the day after I left for work up North. A few days early, as it happened. Fortunately. The people I knew who went through it all said it was terrifying.
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Hmmmm. I used to watch the BBC, but don’t have access to it, anymore. If I did, I would certainly check out the Graham Norton Show. Apparently Mark Wahlberg was drunk like skunk during this appearance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYONVBDcLhI&feature=player_embedded
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Or you can watch the entire (mostly, the movie preview was cut) episode. Part 1 is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkMfqZVmvss  The rest are on the sidebar.
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The entertainment portion of a lot of the TV news programs are gushing over Jennifer Lopez’ gown from the Grammys red carpet, or Katy Perry’s huge cleavage, but I was WAY more impressed with what Carrie Underwood wore during her live performance. And check out all that bling around her neck afterward! I read that it was 220 carats of diamonds. So what, Jlo showed her leg. Angelina Jolie already did that look. But Carrie’s dress was animated. The images were projected onto the dress, somehow. Kinda makes ME want to project something onto it, too. If ya knowwatImean.
http://mashable.com/2013/02/10/carrie-underwoods-dress-grammys/
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How can you tell when someone has had too much to drink? A: When they are dragged by their friend along the sidewalk by their hair. B: When they drag their friend along the sidewalk by their hair. This class act apparently happened after the Grammys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G6OVa_cM5i8
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New career choice: Kate Upton’s body paint artist. From her Sports Illustrated photo shoot.
http://siextramustard.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/kate-upton.jpg
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Whoo! Kinda reminds me of me, coming home, last Friday night!
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Earlier that evening, in the club….”Helloooo, ladies!”
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But at least I took a cab to the drive through.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/10/drunk_florida_man_tries_to_use.php
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Some dead guy is likely a better Valentine than you are.
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Pretty much every “Women’s Magazine” out there:
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Hurrah! Canadians can say pretty much whatever they want, in print, without political censure. You will likely have to open the pic in a new window to read the printing.
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“Yaaaaaaaaah! Whew! It was only a dream.”
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HA! Another hilarious “text from dog”
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Is a 1968 Dodge Charger R/T worth one million dollars? How about if it is a matching number, Hemi 4-speed, that was one of the two Chargers that appeared in the Steve McQueen movie Bullit?
http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/carsforsale/dodge/charger_r_t/1532717.html?refer=blog
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By his reaction, at the end, this motorcycle rider seems to not be able to believe he actually rode away from this.
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The  sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the  phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated
voice inquired, “Is your  husband there?” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet,” the  wife asked? “Both,” the caller replied. “We can’t get our dog’s  mouth  open, and there’s a burglar in it.”
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After she woke up from a dream, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”  “You’ll know tonight,” he said.  That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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It’s  funny,”says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m sucking  his dick.” “You know what?” replies Jenny. “It’s exactly the same with  my Richard…” They turn to the third blonde and ask, “When you blow Chris,  are his balls cold, too?” “Ugh! That’s disgusting! I never put Chris’s thing  in my mouth!” “You’re crazy,” one of the blondes pipes up. “A good  blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it.” She says she’ll  think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob  novice is sporting a wicked shiner. “Whoa!” the first blonde asks. “How  did you get that black eye?” “Chris hit me when I was blowing him,” she  says. “What on earth for?” the second blonde asks. “I don’t know,” she  replies. “All I did was tell him how
strange it was that his balls were so  warm, seeing as how Pete’s and Richard’s are so cold.”
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!” The guy replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
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Parting shot:
Ladies, if a man says he’ll fix it, he will. There’s no need to keep  reminding him every 6  months.

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