When I go running, I meet new people. Like paramedics.

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In response to the person who asked if I use Twitter: I have an account, but that is only so that I can follow others. I also appreciate your kind comment about the quality of my writing.

 

I suppose things like this start with “pranksters” who just love causing others grief, but wouldn’t it be easier to just download the retro logo and set it as your desktop image, than to go through all the time and effort to set back the time?
http://gizmodo.com/whatever-you-do-dont-set-your-iphone-to-1970-1758929901

 

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Holding hospitals hostage, now?
http://www.engadget.com/2016/02/19/hospital-ransomware-a-chilling-wake-up-call/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

So, where were all of the registered gun owners we are always being told will save us from people like this? Just wondering, because he was on the loose for over 4 hours, and no armed citizens challenged him. Just don’t try to tell me the problem was not enough people had guns. In a related story, I read that the shooter was an Uber driver, and he picked up/dropped off fares in between shooting people.
http://bigstory.ap.org/3fc88e8e6cbc49838eeb799b6d1c7f92

 

Amazing that in 2016 so many people are still this misinformed about air travel. Imagine what they believe about other modern technology.
http://tinyurl.com/zefkgw2

 

Oh, please!
http://gizmodo.com/truthers-think-gravity-waves-are-a-hoax-to-convince-us-1759506141?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

There were a lot of great photos chosen as the winners in the World Press Photo Contest.
http://www.worldpressphoto.org/collection/photo/2016/nature/rohan-kelly

 

In what I consider one of the best moments of the current Presidential race, Jeb Bush finally realized he had no chance, and quit. Imagine that doofus as President. I read that his Super PAC spent $116 million dollars trying to get him elected. What a waste of money. Just think of all the good that could have been done with that money.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-south-carolina-primary_us_56c8ba1de4b041136f1736b4

 

Yet those people will swear to you that they aren’t at all racist.
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The author of the blog at the link is a III Percenter, and, while I don’t agree with everything she says, or believes, I sure do agree with this. Once you have read the post, hit “Home”, at the bottom of the page, and check out some of the other content. There is a lot of humorous material there.
http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.ca/2016/02/just-gonna-put-this-right-here.html

 

Ladies, please, don’t. Speaking as just one man, I find this an incredibly tasteless thing to do. “Fashion”.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a53756/fur-nails-at-libertine-fall-show/

 

An ambulance drone has been developed, that can quickly be sent to the scene of a heart attack with a defibrillator.
http://futurism.com/videos/ambulance-drone-save-life-heart-attack/

 

An exact replica of the Titanic is currently being built.
http://topratedviral.com/2016/new-exact-replica-of-the-titanic-is-being-made/1001172

 

An ancient Amazonian legend is proven to be real.
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-found-a-mysterious-boiling-river-straight-out-of-amazonian-legends

 

I knew that David Bowie had lots of fans, but it really surprises me that tributes to him are still being posted to Tumblr, as it is now more than a month after his death. I still see several of them each day, as I check the 153 sites I follow on the site. 

 

A lot of the comments echoed my initial thoughts, upon reading this article. I have listened to a lot of modern music, and I wouldn’t waste my money on most of it. I think, if an artist truly has talent, they will become known, and sell albums.
http://www.salon.com/2016/02/20/stop_buying_old_bob_dylan_albums_every_time_somebody_buys_a_reissue_theyre_just_taking_money_away_from_new_musicians/

 

Others, however…
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Pet owners who treat their charges with ingenuity and respect.
http://www.castoppe.top/2016/02/pet-owners-who-are-doing-it-right.html

 

Normally I detest selfies because I see them as a waste of time, and a sign of narcissism, but, in this case, they were responsible for the death of a dolphin for no reason other than vanity.
https://www.thedodo.com/baby-dolphin-dies-for-photos-1607782616.html

 

The same kind of idiot who would think a pair of pants is a proper toy for an otter. Don’t they usually get something like a ball, that they can handle, and will float?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/otter-drowns-calgary-zoo-pants_us_56c58031e4b08ffac127b40e?

 

Husky and chick are best buddies.

 

Fox thinks white bedding is snow.

 

Rescued Joey begs for milk.

 

Just as I was wondering why this cyclist didn’t get on the other side of the guardrail, just in case, he did.

 

Run for your lives! It’s a potato stampede!
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I know I posted this before, but every time I see it, I just think it is so cute.radass-dot-com-best-pic-dump-photos-37

 

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“Death from above!”tumblr_o2or0z5orJ1t2ph9to1_400

 

I find it incredible that a creature so large can propel itself fast enough that it can break the surface of the ocean, and rise this high above it.tumblr_ncgnyrSl2w1s2yegdo1_400

 

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To be fair, the Ark could have theoretically also sailed around the world, as flood waters rose, picking up the animals, but, still…tumblr_o2qs07kWsj1upehbco1_500

 

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Another way to do it.
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“Did you catch that?” “I shore did!”tumblr_ms5w2uAs401qdlh1io1_250

 

UGH! I hate rodents, and would definitely freak out if this happened to me.tumblr_o2rq6oBskI1ux1aygo1_400

 

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A recent post by Chris Rock.

 

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The Naked Gun had some of the best sight gags ever to have been filmed.tumblr_o2jecddHuy1qzhjh2o1_400

 

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If I ever had a desire to work on the ocean, this would have surely cured it.tumblr_o2v5f3b8Xz1tqrvo5o1_400

 

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…and, come spring, a huge row of ice is left on the side of the road, that takes all summer to melt?cool-Russians-Klimov-melt-snow

 

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Kim Kardashian has explained how she keeps her boobs in place while wearing all of those revealing outfits. She also said that removing the tape when she gets home and undresses is a bitch and painful. You know that no guy would ever tape his anatomy in place for purely cosmetic reasons. Adding yet another reason to the list of why women are nuts odd creatures. But they do it for us….
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Virgin Galactic showed off the replacement for its SpaceShip Two, which broke up in flight 16 months ago.
http://www.engadget.com/2016/02/19/virgin-galactic-unveils-the-new-spaceship-two/

 

China is building the largest radio telescope in the world, and plans to use it to search for signs of extra-terrestrial life.
http://mic.com/articles/135371/more-than-9-000-uprooted-in-china-s-ambitious-hunt-for-alien-life?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=future&utm_campaign=social#.uSp6asuZj

 

Pluto’s largest moon, Charon, may have once had a subsurface ocean, that froze, and stretched the surface of the moon.
http://www.nasa.gov/feature/pluto-s-hulk-like-moon-charon-a-possible-ancient-ocean

 

The Apollo astronauts heard odd musical noises while they were on the far side of the moon, out of the range of radio transmissions from Earth.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/apollo-10-astronauts-reported-unexplained-music-at-moon_us_56c80662e4b0928f5a6c0679

 

This year, the most people ever applied to be astronauts, more than twice as many as the previous record.
http://www.space.com/31987-nasa-astronaut-applications-smash-record.html

 

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The Hawaiian Islands as seen from space.Hawaiian Island Chain

 

Phobos orbiting over the surface of Mars. the angle of the shot makes the moon appear to be a lot closer to the planet’s surface than it actually is.Phobos flying over the surface of Mars

 

Surrounded by an envelope of dust, Hubble Space Telescope captures an image of a young forming star known as HBC 1. The star illuminates a wispy reflection nebula known as IRAS 00044+6521. Formed from clouds of interstellar dust, reflection nebulae do not emit any visible light of their own. Instead they shine via the light reflected off the dust from the stars embedded within. SPoW_Feb20_03-1024x640

 

February 20, 1962, John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth.
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If you are so busy (or lazy) that you find it difficult to spare the time to refill your vehicle’s fuel tank, you can now hire a truck to come to your home or work and refuel it while you do other tasks (or sit on your big fat ass).
http://tinyurl.com/jfyxxb7

 

What happens when a Funny Car’s parachute fails to deploy.

 

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…aaaand, SUCCESS! I got tired of waiting for any of the sites I had asked for help in identifying that odd looking Dodge Charger that I have been obsessing about, and tried the Microsoft Bing reverse image search. Which said that the vehicle is a 1972 Charger R/T that was sold only in South America, specifically Brazil. From some angles, this looks more like a North American Dart with a modified roof than a Charger. It is listed as having a 195.3 inch body length, versus a 205 inch body length for the 3rd generation (1971 to 1974) North American Charger. The 4th generation (1966–1976) North American Dart is listed as having a length of 196.2 inches, so it seems very possible that the Brazilian Charger was based on the North American Dart. The Brazilian version is only listed as being available with a 318 cu. in. engine, although it gives a 180 mph top speed for the vehicle. Below are some more examples of different years of that South American body style.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!

 

Little Johnny’s mother asked him what he would like for his birthday. “I’d like a little brother,” Little Johnny said. “Oh my, that’s such a big wish,” said his mother. “Why do you want a little brother”? “Well,” said Little Johnny, “there’s only so much I can blame on the dog.” 

 

An American football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right. Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming…, “Come on coach, give him another chance!” 

 

Have you anything to say or yourself,” the judge said to the hard-bitten defendant after hearing the case. “Fuck all,” muttered the defendant. “What did the fellow say?” asked the old judge who was a little hard of hearing. The clerk spoke close to the judge’s good ear. “He said ‘fuck all!’ your worship.” That’s strange,” replied the judge. “I’m sure I saw his lips move.”      

 

Once, an Australian man came to America on holiday with his family. It’s his first time out of the country. 7 people makes getting around a little tough, so he rents a large family car the next morning, and hops on the road.
He’s never driven left-hand-drive before, and makes the rookie mistake of turning out onto the wrong side of the main road! Sure enough, the man gets into an accident. He steps out of the car and confronts the angry American driver. “Sorry mate”, said the Australian man, in a thick Aussie accent. “Did you come here to die?!” replied the American. “Nope, I came here yester-die!”

 

Q: What is the definition of “making love”?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

 

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”  “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?”  “Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, you mount her from behind, reach around and cup her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s” and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”

 

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.  Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

 

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. “Really” she said, “Go on then…try.” After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?” I said, “Yesterday.” 

 

My wife went shopping, today, and really went crazy on the sales. She even tried to buy the escalator, because it was marked down. 

 

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading.

 

Apologies to all blondes:

Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw a sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They got depressed, turned around, and went home.

 

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?’

 

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’  The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’

 

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet or purse were ever in a stripper’s butt crack?
If not; you’re wondering now. Have a nice day.

 

A man running for mayor was making a speech and thundered, “I want you people to know that there are over two dozen brothels in this town, and I have never been to one of them!” A voice from the back yelled out, “Which one?”

 

Thanks for visiting. Anything you do, or do not like? Something you would like to see? I do not claim to own the photos posted here. If you see your property here, and want it removed, or if you just have something to say, contact me via the comments section. If you liked what you found, here, please tell your friends. You might also want to check out my Tumblr page, http://rodzilla-world.tumblr.com/ I post similar content, there, but with less ranting.

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