I need to get in shape. If I were murdered, my chalk outline would be a circle.

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Does anyone else find this annoying? You obviously have been to these sites quite often if, as you claim, they are addictive. So, why would you just post a screenshot of the site titles, and force anyone who is interested to Google them, rather than post a link? “Here, figure it out. I am far too important to give you any actual assistance.” I see this kind of copout far too often. Even if you took the screenshot of a site that had actual links, why not post a link to that list, instead of a picture?
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Bad enough that this lowlife capitalized on his crime. To make these statements is inexcusable.
http://www.newser.com/story/225278/zimmerman-insults-trayvon-martin-parents.html?utm_source=cavemancircus.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange_article

 

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A group of Italian chefs made a mile long pizza.
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2016/5/italian-chefs-create-mile-long-neapolitan-to-break-longest-pizza-record-429657

 

Pretty much everything about Japan seems a bit odd.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/05/19/japan-gets-worlds-strongest-carbonated-pepsi-packaged-in-a-new-reinforced-bottle/

 

Including their seeming inability to simply carry an umbrella.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/05/20/new-rolling-umbrella-with-wheels-lets-you-take-it-for-a-stroll-when-the-sun-comes-out/

 

Does a 10 year old really need a phone? I get that there are games on them, but there are much cheaper portable gaming devices that won’t also accidentally rack up charges.
http://techcrunch.com/2016/05/19/the-average-age-for-a-child-getting-their-first-smartphone-is-now-10-3-years/?ncid=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29

 

I don’t care for twerking, so I’ll just say this is mildly amusing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4jxak3/twerk_it/?

 

As if Adrienne Barbeau, Emily Ratajkowski, and Kirsten Dunst weren’t enough reason to check this week’s issue out, there’s also a tribute to redheads, and much more. Give me a reason not to visit.
http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.ca/2016/05/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-242nd-issue.html

 

I don’t drink coffee, but I see and hear so many “I need my coffee” comments. Does this prove the benefits are all in their heads?
http://mashable.com/2016/05/18/organic-valley-ad-coffee-snobs/#nHopdBzUhuqw

 

Does “satire” include bothering government officials? I fucking hate The Onion.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/merrick-garland-the-onion_us_573e0bfae4b0aee7b8e95c5f

 

Everyone makes mistakes, but this is pretty pathetic.
http://mashable.com/2016/05/19/scott-disick-sponsored-instagrams/#sgiABd.chmqt

 

This is also pathetic. Whether he originally intended it as a joke or not, it is not appropriate for a government session.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/05/19/louisiana-lawmaker-thinks-he-has-jokes-proposes-age-and-weight-limits-for-strippers/

 

I don’t think Prime Minister Trudeau was out of line during this incident, as so many other people do. I can understand his frustration with the blatant tactics of the opposition. Government workers need to just do their jobs.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2016/05/20/maudie-trudeau-not-alone-in-shaming-the-house

 

The Netherlands bred a special tulip that resembles the Canadian flag in honor of our country’s 150th anniversary, which occurs on July 1st.
http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/maple-leaf-tulip-unveiled-to-honour-canada-s-150-1.2894256

 

Kiruna is a Swedish city that lies atop a seam of iron ore. The mining of the ore has made the ground under the city unstable, so they plan to move the city over a few miles.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/06/a-town-on-the-move/392078/

 

Congratulations, lady, you win the award for World’s Lamest Excuse.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/claires/shoplifting-moron-547293

 

Google Chromebook computer sales have surpassed those of Macs. I think I need to clarify my position on Apple products, since I have received a few angry comments over my negative statements about them. I don’t think they are bad, or useless, I just don’t believe they are gifts from the gods, as some do. And not that much better than anything else.
http://www.engadget.com/2016/05/19/chromebooks-beat-mac-sales-in-early-2016/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

And Apple certainly isn’t infallible.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/21/11730904/apple-ipad-pro-9-7-inch-ios-update-error-56

 

The Purple Buddha Project recycles Cambodian weapons into jewelry.
http://www.purplebuddhaproject.com/#_=_

 

Got what I assume is a ton of disposable income and a Jetsons fantasy? As of next January, you could be living your dream.
http://lilium-aviation.com/

 

As I said last time, if you don’t automatically know these things, you should just stay in the city. Kudos to Wired, though, for explaining it.
http://www.wired.com/2016/05/essential-guide-not-ruining-national-park-everyone/

 

Great news for sea creatures. Now, more beer and soft drink companies need to follow suit.
http://laughingsquid.com/south-florida-craft-brewery-creates-amazing-edible-six-pack-holder-rings-that-nourish-sea-creatures/

 

Microscopic view of a mosquito’s eye.
http://boingboing.net/2016/05/19/deep-microscopic-zoom-into-a-m.html

 

New, non-toxic technology to shoo the little buggers away.
http://www.kitepatch.com/

 

Nile crocodiles, native to Africa, have been found in Florida.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/nile-crocodile-miami-florida-everglades

 

Fuck this tree in particular.
http://becausebirds.com/2015/05/18/pileated-woodpecker-absolutely-destroys-tree/

 

How sharks are tracked.
https://montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com/post/142709265263/sharks-sensors-and-satellitesstudying-white

 

Instant karma?
https://vine.co/v/OVOKzMQl7p2

 

YAAARGH!
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/huge-spindly-squid-filmed-deep-beneath-sea

 

Elmo sings the blues.

 

Just a french bulldog puppy in a watermelonJust a french bulldog puppy in a watermelon

 

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This walrus decided a Russian submarine was an excellent place for a nap.tumblr_nt5c6mB5Qj1s1vn29o1_400tumblr_nt5c6mB5Qj1s1vn29o2_400

 

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Imagine seeing this kite flying, from a distance, and not knowing what it was.

 

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Not only should he not have been sliding down the rail, but should have made sure no traffic was coming. Yes, I broke rules when I was a kid, too. I’m sure the people you intended to impress with this video would have appreciated watching you die. It would have helped the police and insurance company, though.tumblr_o7eo83sC2d1s02vreo1_400

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Gee, lady, couldn’t scrape together 20 bucks or so for a fan? Much better to melt everyone’s ice than just waste your time on your phone at home.tumblr_o7eina3mVu1qjnhqgo1_500

 

Wonder if he used his phone to call 911 before setting it up to capture his heroic act.tumblr_o7dq09D6td1tpmgf1o1_250

 

 

Well, she’s right, he is going to freak out. Unless he’s as dumb as she is.
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Suddenly, I understand why some people send around photos of their meal.

 

 

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Now, I am a fan of female breasts. But celebrities become famous, and some men lose their minds, when female breasts are partially exposed, yet women are shamed for using them for their natural purpose. Why is that? I realize that I could take my own advice on certain subjects, but, if you don’t like it, just don’t look.

But, apparently, it is all right to appear in public dressed like this. I haven’t seen any negative comments about this dress, nor do I find it unappealing, but it does seem to show about the same amount of breast as a woman would while breastfeeding, as well as about as much leg as one would otherwise only see on a beach. Bella Hadid on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet.
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Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else?

 

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People sometimes say I should keep my negative opinions to myself. Keeping quiet is almost the same as support.tumblr_o7g3t9Hdmr1rq1pj8o1_500

 

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Riiiight. That is why a Google search for the story, using the exact wording from this meme, only returned 5 results. 4 of them were just this same picture, and NONE of them was from a mainstream news source. Besides, anyone with a lick of sense would have assumed the vehicle had been abandoned, after a few weeks of collecting tickets, and had it towed to an impound yard. Plus, is it even possible to register a vehicle in someone else’s name without their express consent? Criminals would have a heyday with that loophole.123

 

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The Grand Canal being drained and cleaned – Venice, ItalyThe Grand Canal being drained and cleaned – Venice, Italy

 

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Strange things in nature.funny-nature-weird-stuff-list

 

The Matterhorn before duskThe Matterhorn before dusk

 

Well, shit. I assumed I was more knowledgeable about the Universe. I only got 3 of the 5 answers correct. But that is still 60%, which is not bad, I guess. I didn’t see the correct answers listed anywhere, so I am going to assume the ones I got wrong were the ones which were about numbers of objects, which were the ones I guessed on. Take the quiz, and see how you do.
http://www.pbs.org/genius-by-stephen-hawking/blogs/extras/are-we-alone-test-your-genius/

 

Evidence has been found of two major tsunamis on Mars in the distant past.
http://www.iflscience.com/space/evidence-ancient-ocean-mars-may-have-been-washed-away-mega-tsunamis

 

About New Horizon’s next potential mission.
http://www.popsci.com/beyond-pluto-meet-new-horizon-spacecrafts-next-target

 

Awesome photo of Earth taken by Scott Kelly during his mission on the space station.
http://www.iflscience.com/space/10-amazing-photos-taken-scott-kelly-his-year-space

 

Another awesome photo was just sent home from the ISS. You can see the curvature of the Earth and a thin layer of atmosphere, but also the center of the Milky Way in the background. The darker patches among the stars are clouds of dust on one of the inner arms of our galaxy. That patch of bright light on the Earth is lightning.
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On May 12, 2016, astronomers using NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope captured this new image of Mars. The photo reveals details as small as 20 miles to 30 miles across. During May Earth and Mars are the closest to each other that they have been in the past 10 years. Also, Mars is at opposition, meaning the Sun and Mars are at opposite sides of the Earth. This makes Mars fully illuminated by the Sun from our perspective, providing great lighting for photography.
I saw this same photo posted on a Facebook site about the Universe. Some moron commented that it was faked; all CGI and Photoshop. Troll or wannabe comedian, still too stupid to resist calling out. See, now this is why I don’t understand why some people are not interested in the Universe around us. To be so ignorant that you don’t understand or believe the wonders that are around us, the things that you are missing. I was happy to see that lots of other commenters pooh-poohed his statements.

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I can imagine how exciting this was. Scientists see Pluto in detail for the very first time- July 13th, 2015
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I have never actually seen a meteor. I think it would be very cool to do so, especially a large one like this one, that fell over the Eastern U.S. on Tuesday.
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I agree that this was a stupid and wasteful thing to do. The city could have made a lot of money by selling them.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/17/11692618/nypd-illegal-motorcycles-bulldoze-video

 

Tourists in New Zealand are such horrendous drivers that a petition is circulating to force them to display special license plates to warn other drivers.
http://www.tplate.co.nz/

 

I don’t particularly like Corvettes, but no way could I own one and not drive it, regardless of its potential low mileage worth.
http://bangshift.com/bangshiftapex/will-the-lowest-mile-1978-silver-anniversary-corvette-bring-big-money-4-1-miles-on-the-odometer/

 

Interesting concept.
http://futurism.com/googles-new-patent-sticky-cars-that-dont-let-go-of-people-they-run-over-no-seriously/

 

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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s” and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”

 

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
― Steven Wright

 

Old Lem, a hillbilly in the eastern Kentucky mountains, rides up to old Charley’s front gate. The gate’s about a quarter mile from Charley’s house. Seeing Charley on the front porch, Lem yells, “HEY, CHARLEY…. LET’S GO FOX HUNTIN’ !!” Charley yells back, “OK, I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!!” In a few minutes, Charley rides his mule down to the gate….. dressed from head to foot in his Sunday go to meetin’ best. “What in hell did ye get all dressed up fer to go fox huntin fer?”, asked Lem. “FOX HUNTIN’?”, asked Charley, “I THOUGHT YOU SAID ‘LETS GO FUCK SUMPTHIN!’ “

 

A farmer bought a cute little filly that he planed to race next ,season, but when he got her home, his old stallion got her scent and wanted her. He started kicking up dust and tried to get to her. The farmer didn’t want her pregnant because she wouldn’t be able to race, so he called the vet. The vet told him to tie a bed sheet around the filly’s rump to keep the stallion away. So that day, the farmer did just that. The next day, the farmer went out to the corral to make sure the vet’s solution worked, but the filly was nowhere to be found. The farmer followed her hoof trail to the neighbor’s farm and saw the neighbor’ kid out by their barn. “Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bed sheet tied around her rump?” the farmer asked. The kid replied, “No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her butt.”

 

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. They ask, ‘So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?’ ‘It’s pretty nice,’ she replies. ‘Except they won’t let you fart.’

 

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