If you could choose between World Peace and Bill Gates’ fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?

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It’s about time someone protected fools from themselves. Some commenters said that the only people poor passwords affected were the people who thought them up, but a lot of businesses use software that requires personal passwords from every user. Exposing that information to potential hackers could ruin them.
http://www.techspot.com/news/64991-microsoft-bans-stupid-passwords-wake-linkedin-leak.html

 

I’m glad I don’t have a job where I might have to wear one of these devices. I don’t see why a similar product, carried in a pocket, wouldn’t be just as useful.
http://www.engadget.com/2016/05/28/rufus-cuff-hands-on/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

I fucking knew it.
https://mic.com/articles/108302/science-shows-something-surprising-about-people-who-curse#.ykey9JTFq

 

This guy is an asshole. If she is still with him after this, she is an idiot. The act was not a prank, it was abuse.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/brad-holmes-british-youtuber-blasted-for-misogynistic-video-pranking-girlfriend-by-rubbing-chili-on-a7047696.html

 

But how can guys like that get girlfriends, and I can’t? None of my relationships worked out for more than a few years, and, now, I have pretty much given up on finding a romantic partner. Maybe I should try some of these tips.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/17-science-backed-ways-men-can-appear-more-attractive-to-women-a6867566.html

 

on the other hand…
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Some potential relationships can actually be dangerous. I was listening to my mp3 collection on shuffle, and this oldie was played. It has quite the story.

 

And some relationships should never have been. What a totally moronic reason to break up. He is better off rid of her.
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Violence is never acceptable in a relationship.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/28/asia/pakistan-women-light-beating/index.html?sr=cnnitw

 

This is so true.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4lg71e/its_strange_that_the_adoption_process_is_so/

 

I get extremely drunk, from time to time, but never have I been unable to distinguish my reflection from a real person.
http://regretfulmorning.com/2016/05/drunk-russian-guy-reflection/

 

As expected the entries in this year’s National Geographic photo competition are awesome.
http://www.bluedotmagazine.com/2016/05/23/the-2016-national-geographic-travel-photographer-of-the-year-contest/

 

I wonder if this photographer entered. He certainly seems to have talent. If you like it, you can see more of his work here:
https://www.instagram.com/donalboyd/

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This poor kid has lost his fork. Now where could it be?

 

I can understand Paul McCartney getting depressed after The Beatles broke up, but I disagree with his opinion of his band Wings. I think they were great.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36357574

 

One more reason to stay off the ocean. MONSTERS!
https://mic.com/articles/144630/giant-squids-might-be-even-more-giant-than-we-realized-study-suggests?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=future&utm_campaign=social#.a9wa5dJSq

 

This is so sad. And unnecessary. Imagine spending your entire life, especially such a long one, apart from others of your own kind. And all for the amusement of people who mostly don’t care about you.
My respect for animal seems to have gone so far that I won’t even step on a worm. I was walking with a friend, the other day, after it had rained, and took a long step to avoid stepping on a worm on the sidewalk. My friend asked me why I did that, and laughed at my answer. I don’t know. Was my action extreme? Do earthworms matter?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/the-worlds-loneliest-elephant-has-died?utm_term=.enlQL5q9M#.fbWjxJorn

 

On the other end of the scale, from respecting every creature, are these teens. Some people think girls are not as bloodthirsty as boys. Most probably aren’t.
http://jacksonville.com/news/florida/2016-05-28/story/3-teens-charged-animal-cruelty-after-police-say-they-threw-bunny#

 

If you take your child anywhere, you should never let it out of your sight. There are just too many potential dangers out there. In this case, a gorilla was the victim, but it could have just as easily been the child.
http://nypost.com/2016/05/29/zoo-kills-gorilla-seen-dragging-boy-who-fell-into-enclosure/

 

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It would be awesome to see this in real life.
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Dinner in the Sky is a Belgian restaurant which hoists its customers 150 feet into the air. And a place that would never get my business.
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“Uh, yeah, no thanks.”I-think-Ill-pass

 

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Typical Calvin. In case you don’t follow the comic strip, this plotline involves Calvin losing his stuffed tiger after a big dog knock him down and runs off with it. Of course, he is devastated.
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“Yes, Mr. Tho…uh, Karl’s office, please.”
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The Romantic Depot on the side of the highway in White Plains.
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But, when your entire face comes off in an accident, you might have a reason to think you are wearing too much.

 

A huge sponge, the world’s largest, has been discovered off the coast of Hawaii.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/scientists-find-minivan-sized-sponge-world-s-largest-1.2921056?hootPostID=c1faad7478cbf283ac053aae3b0d2655

 

More evidence that life may have been delivered to Earth on comets.
http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/Comet_contains_glycine_key_part_of_recipe_for_life_999.html

 

As of Saturday, the Juno spacecraft became more influenced by the gravity of Jupiter than by that of the Sun. This Jupiter exploration mission will become my planetary mission to watch as Cassini ends it own mission at Saturn.
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=6520

 

It will be very interesting to learn what is causing these mysterious white spots on Ceres.
http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2016/05/could-life-exist-on-dwarf-planet-ceres-mysterious-changes-in-bright-spots-puzzle-scientists.html

 

Try to imagine winds so powerful that they prevent stars from forming.
http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/red-geyser-galaxies-03897.html

 

The most detailed view of Pluto’s terrain that has been obtained by New Horizons.The most detailed view of Pluto’s terrain

 

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After giving the hired man a dressing down for being late in returning with supplies, the farmer demanded, “Okay, now let’s hear how it happened, Miller.” “Well, I picked up a minister along the road,” explained the hired hand, “and from there on the mules couldn’t understand a word I said.”

 

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”  

 

When Joe, a man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Then, behind a cloud, she could see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name: “Joe. Darling…” Joe said: “Hold your horses woman. The deal was very clear”…”Until death do us part”.

 

Two older gentlemen, a bit past their prime, were sitting on a park bench, feeding the pigeons and enjoying a lovely spring day. When a sweet young thing went sashaying by, one gent turned to the other and with a twinkle in his eye said, … “Hey pal ! … You getting a little on the side, these days?” The other gent turned towards his companion and with a blank stare, replied, “Jeez, its been so long since I last had it, I wasn’t even aware they moved it.”

 

And now, a joke for the psychics in the group…

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(calm down, it wasn’t that funny!)   

 

A school teacher asks her class “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies “an eggplant.” No Johnny” says the teacher, “I believe you are thinking of n onion, aren’t you?” No miss” Says Johnny, “Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?”

 

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