I’m going to hang a Batman outfit in my closet…just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer’s.

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Not sure if I am being spammed, or if someone at Prada Handbags is really interested in my site. If the inquiry is real, your question was answered in a recent post. If you like my blog as much as you say you do, you won’t mind browsing through my archive. Otherwise, please crawl back underneath your rock.

 

We often complain about our government, but it could always be worse.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-june-8-2015-1.3621637/blackmailed-and-imprisoned-by-government-azerbaijan-journalist-tells-her-story-1.3621656

 

One of the best analogies of the current American presidential race that I have seen. Fron The Week.
You know that Donald Trump is an unstable imbecile. But this knowledge doesn’t oblige you to discover new qualities in the bottomlessly cynical, power-mad grifter Hillary Clinton. In your heart of hearts, you may suspect that if she thought it would get her four centimeters closer to the presidency, Hillary Clinton would devour your squealing grandchild, or her own, live on the set of The View. It’s a terror to contemplate. But in no way should this terror obviate your equally credible suspicion that Donald Trump is rabies in human form, likely to drive our country into a feverish search for scraps in the neighbors’ garbage only to get us run over by a truck.
http://theweek.com/articles/628850/existential-despair-hillary-clinton-vs-donald-trump

 

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As with most things, David Letterman has a unique perspective on the situation. In this interview, he gives his opinion on what the Founding Fathers of the U.S. would think of it. As I asked, in a previous post, is there no one else in that country who is logical and sane that wants to be President?
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/david-letterman-on-donald-trump-hes-repugnant-to-people-20160610?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=letterman

 

Britain’s new “state of the art” warships are not able to operate in The Gulf due to the water temperature there is too high.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/09/europe/britain-royal-navy-warships/index.html?sr=twcnni060916britain-royal-navy-warships0341PMStoryLink&linkId=25380855

 

I don’t watch The Bachelorette or sports, so I am not familiar with either of these two men. But people need to figure out exactly who they are mad at before directing hate at someone. This is what, the third time this year that an innocent person has become the target of the internet morality squad? And, if you watch The Bachelorette, maybe you should take a good look at your own life before judging anyone else’s.
http://uproxx.com/sports/chad-bachelorette-is-bad-chad-johnson-is-good/

 

Because way too many people believe that everything on TV is real.
http://blogarsay.tumblr.com/post/145637337281#disqus_thread

 

I applaud this response.
http://pettyrevenge-base.tumblr.com/post/145531437407/250-petty-revenge

 

Today I learned about “Freegans”. Otherwise known as dumpster divers. While a lot of them do this for ethical reasons, the ones on the program I watched were forced into it to allow them to eat better on their limited budget. So, for them, it is good that most people are wasteful and picky about only eating food that looks perfect. And, because a lot of what they gather is still in the original packaging, it is still perfectly safe to eat.
http://money.howstuffworks.com/freegan.htm

 

An inventor from Bangladesh has invented an air conditioner that requires no electricity to operate.
https://mic.com/articles/145762/bangladeshi-inventor-creates-electricity-free-air-conditioner-out-of-plastic-bottles?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=future&utm_campaign=social#.88iRowRTu

 

This woman gave her rapist something to think about. For the rest of his life.
http://www.newschicken.com/woman-cuts-off-rapists-genitals-at-gunpoint-then-forces-him-to-eat-them/

 

If she was actually being abused, I will defend her to the end, but the evidence that Amber Heard is a manipulative, money grubbing, liar is piling up.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/depp-pal-benicio-del-toro-amber-heard-sounds-manipulative-article-1.2665623

 

Come on, lady, what are you doing in a swimming pool if you can’t stand getting wet? Not to mention that the punishment was way harsher than the crime.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/boy-doused-in-vodka-273895

 

How drunk does someone have to be to not realize they have lost their hand?
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Student-loses-prosthetic-hand-night-Plymouth/story-29381623-detail/story.html#comments

 

Would you buy an article of ugly clothing if it helped clean up the environment?
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/06/discarded-fishing-nets-and-other-ocean-trash-shoes/

 

Had the building’s outlines not been superimposed on the photo of the site, I doubt if I would have been able to detect them.
http://www.cnet.com/news/drones-satellites-reveal-massive-unknown-structure-in-petra/

 

Cool app finds the spot on Earth that is on the other side from where you are.
http://www.antipodesmap.com/

 

Does Apple routinely rotate stock between stores, or why would the staff at one store give up a bunch of phones to people solely on their say-so? So what if they had the corporate “uniform” on. Paperwork, buddy, or see ya.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/10/fake-apple-store-employees-thieves/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

Ha Ha. Mindfuck.
http://dutchster.net/post/145637536789/aberrantkenosis-archatlas-really-big

 

Apparently fish can recognize human faces.
http://www.sci-news.com/biology/fish-recognize-human-faces-03928.html

 

Seriously, what is wrong with some people? There is absolutely no excuse for this.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20160610/local/vandals-burn-220-beehives-containing-250000-bees.614957

 

I guess people are just never going to learn to stay away from wild animals.
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/this-is-why-you-should-always-keep-your-distance-from-large-animals/

 

If you dropped an ant from a skyscraper, would it live. The answer, according to this TV show, anyway, really surprised me.
http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/6/10/11894028/ant-dropped-from-empire-state-building-science-experiment

 

What the hell, pig?
https://vine.co/v/MOAMV95TmXx

 

A new species of crayfish has been discovered that has a brilliant coloration.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn27517-mysterious-beautiful-blue-crayfish-is-new-species-from-indonesia/

 

There are “derp” animals, too.
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2016/05/24/25-unflattering-animal-pictures/

 

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Sheared Alpacas look odd.Sheared Alpacas

 

The real Snoop Dogg.
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I don’t care for the look of a pug, and don’t understand why anyone would selectively breed a dog to look like that. Besides the fact that looking like this makes the dogs somewhat unhealthy.tumblr_o7omuy7rcD1r8brruo1_500

 

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Dude returned home from surfing, and found this on his GoPro camera.Guy finds this picture on his GoPro after surfing

 

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“Mo-om, you’re embarrassing me!”

 

“That is MY fish”
https://vine.co/v/iYi3OXeY1nb

 

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Ann Wilson is easily up toward the top of my list of favorite singers. And right by her side is her sister Nancy, driving the power ballads.Ckc_4KXVEAE6sLl

 

Although I had not been familiar with her work prior to hearing of this incident, Christine Grimme seems to have been on her way to becoming a star. Regardless, what a senseless act. Especially since the coward responsible took his own life rather than face the consequences. I listened to her performance on The Voice, and she certainly had a good singing voice.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/voice-singer-christina-grimmie-shot-after-florida-concert-n590161

 

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So, I have decided to learn to play the piano. I think I might eventually be able to master this one, with a bit of effort.
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It takes talent to fail that spectacularly. (Says the guy who can’t even jump).tumblr_nrq2yr4xoe1snikq3o1_400

 

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I wonder what the neighbors think.tumblr_o84l6pDJ6n1qa94kpo1_500

 

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I am so jealous of people who can draw like this. Taiwanese illustrator and instructor Chuan-Bin Chung. I just remembered that I have a link saved, somewhere, to a series of drawing tutorials.drawing

 

The female audience will likely appreciate this one. Guys always seem interested in seeing titties. Truth is, they actually only want to see the nice ones. On a related note, I should have saved the picture, but I am sure everyone can easily imagine a cute young thing wearing a very revealing top, with the caption “Stop staring at my breasts”. Which made me wonder “Then why show them off? Is this a test, or is the show only meant for certain guys, and the rest of us are sneaking in without a ticket?” On the other hand, if a guy was to walk around with his dick out, I’m pretty sure he would be quite disappointed if everyone didn’t look.;kljhj

 

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Maybe I should try this.ljkh

 

Such amazing powers of deduction!crash

 

Quite a unique lip treatment.tumblr_o86ifkyFco1skelofo8_500

 

 

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A tribute to selfie taking now? Someone please tell me this isn’t real.acid_picdump_81

 

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Pluto has clouds. Or, at least, an atmosphere. This photo was captured by New Horizons as it looked back toward the night side of the planet.
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Wise words from Carl Sagan.tumblr_o5eukqaYQi1u78m4jo1_500

 

Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko closeup, showing the ice and dust that is being shed by the comet.
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It seems as if Tesla is no less underhanded than other automakers.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/10/tesla-allegedly-exchanged-repairs-for-owner-silence/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

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I have never seen a Super Bee in this color before. A little research showed that white paint was available from the factory.
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Who would want to buy this car, a five year old? Maybe a better question would be who would butcher a car like this.
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In an American History discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time. “For example,” he said, “take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s version of the contest?” The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, “Not very well.” “Why is that?” asked the professor. “For one thing,” the student pointed out, “she’d be way too old.” 

 

In dire need of a beauty make-over, Nancy went to her salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous haired model. She showed the stylist the trendy new cut she wanted and settled into the chair as he began humming a catchy tune and got to work on her thin, graying hair. Nancy was delighted by his cheerful attitude until she recognized the melody. It was the theme from “Mission Impossible.” 

 

A Minneapolis couple decided to travel to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the hotel where they spent their honeymoon, twenty years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to co-ordinate their travel times. The husband left and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following Saturday. The husband checked in to ‘their’ hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to drop an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her mail address. Without realizing his error, sent cut the e-mail loose. Meanwhile, somewhere in the city of Houston, TX, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister, who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted! The widow’s son rushed into the room, and found his mother on the floor. Then he saw the computer screen, which read: “To: My Loving Wife Subject: I’ve Arrived! Date: April 23rd, 2015 I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now — and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. Your loving husband P. S.: Sure is hot down here!!!

 

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and 
she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

 

A man told his male co-workers his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn’t going to get any sex. They asked him, “How long do you think you’ll be able to hold out?” “Until my girlfriend leaves me or I get arthritis”

 

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’ ‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’ ‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’

 

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? 

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! 

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? 

Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.

 

True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that your high school class is running the country.

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum. “Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?” Dr Watson gasps. Sherlock smiles and replies. “It’s a lemon entry my dear Watson”.     

 

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