What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.

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My condolences to all of the Muslim communities who were the victims of terrorist attacks in the past week or so. One is too many.

 

Another wise rumination from Mike Firesmith.
http://www.bitsandpieces.us/2016/07/01/friday-firesmith-boaty-mcboatface-for-president/

 

Things that the U.S. election budget might be better spent on.
http://izismile.com/2016/07/01/this_is_what_you_could_buy_with_the_money_spent_on_this_years_election_10_pics.html

 

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Pencil carvings truly fascinate me.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/07/a-miniature-landscape-of-elephants-carved-from-the-tip-of-a-pencil-by-cindy-chinn/

 

I wonder if this means there will be another “Stairway To Heaven”  trial or lawsuit. It seems as if the plaintiffs in that one chose the worst lawyer available.
http://www.arcamax.com/entertainment/entertainmenttoday/s-1847352

 

Jennifer Lawrence falls down in public, and everyone goes “Awwwww”. Justin Bieber falls down, and the entire internet laughs about it.
http://mashable.com/2016/07/01/justin-bieber-falls-down-again/#f4CdpAj6_gqd

 

Hard to believe that people were actually fooled by these hoaxes.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/famous-hoaxes-fake-images

 

After seeing this, though, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that there are gullible people out there. I found the link on a site that I previously had assumed was respectable, but, now, I am not so sure. I assume this product would only appeal to someone who never puts their phone away, because how would it fit into a pocket? I just can’t believe that anyone would want one.
https://www.amazon.com/Meerkat-Fried-Chicken-Phone-iPhone/dp/B01DJ6TGWO?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

 

American breweries in Mexico are, apparently, making so much beer that it is causing water shortages in some cities.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3669498/Americans-drinking-Corona-left-region-surrounding-Mexican-brewery-drought.html

 

No need for a professional evaluation. Just the fact that she wanted to kill him seems to prove that she has mental issues.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3669613/I-m-kill-American-woman-arrested-death-threats-against-physicist-Stephen-Hawking-Tenerife-science-festival.html

 

This guy might also benefit from a mental evaluation. Traveling on a slippery surface while hunched over a running chainsaw seems a bit dangerous.

 

While I was waiting for my broken leg to heal, I had my groceries delivered. The service sold Breyers brand ice cream. After I became mobile again, I returned to buying my groceries at Safeway, choosing a different brand of ice cream. I noticed that it tasted quite different from the Breyers brand, but didn’t give it much thought. Until I learned that Breyers doesn’t contain enough natural ingredients to be allowed to call its product ice cream any longer.
http://www.mouseprint.org/2013/01/21/breyers-converts-ice-creams-to-frozen-dairy-desserts/

 

So much for Canada being the friendliest country in the world. I see and hear a great number of racist comments almost every day.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2799333/syrian-refugee-family-in-calgary-very-afraid-of-their-neighbour-after-alleged-verbal-attack/?sf30147790=1

 

I don’t know if I could endure a fraction of what this man did, but I am very glad I don’t have to. And all of it was for what? Because one, very powerful man, could not stand that some people were different.
https://mic.com/articles/147709/famed-holocaust-survivor-and-night-author-elie-wiesel-dies-at-age-of-87?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.O2Jy179zZ

 

Mosha the elephant stepped on a landmine and lost one of her legs. The Friends of the Asian Elephant Foundation made her a prosthetic leg.
http://totallycoolpix.com/magazine/2016/07/this-elephant-has-to-put-her-best-foot-forward

 

If you are attacked by a bear, you might as well fight. It worked well for this man.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/sudbury-man-punches-black-bear-1.3663954

 

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Angel Falls, Venezuela. The world’s highest uninterrupted waterfall, with a height of 979 metersAngel Falls, Venezuela. The world’s highest uninterrupted waterfall, with a height of 979 meters

 

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I’m not in favor of vandalism, but this is funny.dd5-19

 

What? No way can this be real.crime29

 

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You poor babies.

 

If you are too young to get the joke, look up Tom Jones songs.tumblr_o9otbblPc01s38vsho1_500

 

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If you think you are fairly intelligent, just try to wrap your head around this. Or maybe it is just me. “Must stop. Brain hurting.”
http://www.universetoday.com/129660/what-is-time-dilation/

 

Pluto’s moon Charon might have the tallest cliffs in our Solar System.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/07/02/pluto_s_moon_charon_may_have_the_tallest_cliffs_in_the_solar_system.html

 

Hurray! They did it! The Juno spacecraft is now in orbit around Jupiter.
http://www.popsci.com/juno-made-it-to-jupiter#page-4

 

Juno recorded some strange sounds as it entered Jupiter’s magnetic field.
http://futurism.com/juno-spacecraft-records-jupiters-roar-as-it-enters-the-planets-magnetic-field/

 

Neil Armstrong and David Scott back on Earth after the end of the Gemini 8 mission, March 17th, 1966.Neil Armstrong and David Scott landing on Earth after the end of the Gemini 8 mission, March 17th, 1966.

 

I wouldn’t necessarily call these concept cars fabulous, although the Explorer is kind of neat looking. As with most concept cars, the styling on most of these are way over the top.
http://www.macsmotorcitygarage.com/2016/07/02/five-fabulous-but-forgotten-ford-concept-cars/

 

Hard to feel sorry for someone who dies as a direct result of not following specific instructions. And proof that self driving cars have not yet been perfected.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/07/01/police-confirm-dvd-player-found-in-tesla-autopilot-wreck/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

I would like this 1933 Plymouth pickup much better with a cool paint job, but it is hard to not appreciate its 12.4 litre radial engine.
http://silodrome.com/radial-engined-pickup-truck/

 

WHOA!
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I watched this at least 10 times, and I can’t figure out what is actually happening.
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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The  wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

 

Sean got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the missus. “What on earth are you doing down there?” she yelled down from the bedroom. “Get yourself up here to bed and don’t wake up the neighbours!” “I’m trying to get a barrel of Guinness up the stairs,” he shouted. “Leave it ’till the morning,” she shouted down. “I can’t,” he said, “I’ve drank it.”

 

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor,” says the voice on the phone. “We have the results back from your tests. I’m sorry to report that you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H.” “G.A.S.H?” replies the man. “What in the hell is that?” “It’s a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS, and Herpes,” explains the doctor. “My gosh, Doc!” screams the man in a panic, “what are we going to do?” “Well we’re going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas, and pita bread,” says the doctor matter-of-factly. “Will that cure me?” “Well, no,” says the doctor, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”

 

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