My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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So, my latest trip to Saskatoon has gone very well, so far. The Nazareth concert, last night (Thursday), was terrific, with Prism as the opening band. While there were only 4 of us in total, it was great to get together. I also met up with someone, there, whom I hadn’t seen in about 40 years. She was part of a group of girls that the group of teens I ran with used to go to their home town, a few towns over, pick them up, and go partying with them. It was fantastic to see her again, too.

 

The Northeast U.S. is currently being infested by Gypsy Moth caterpillars. The damage they have caused covers such a large area that it can be seen from space.
http://gizmodo.com/this-insane-caterpillar-infestation-can-be-seen-from-sp-1783726010

 

Regardless of any political corruption, etc., involved with the event, it seems to me that you have to be a bit of a jerk to try to extinguish the Olympic flame.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-3692520/Man-tries-Olympic-flame-fire-extinguisher-torch-relay-Joinville.html

 

I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a plagiarism checker, but, these days, I suppose colleges need such a thing, since there is so much information available on the internet. Apparently, Melania’s speechwriter took full responsibility for the gaffe.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/07/19/we-ran-melania-trumps-speech-through-a-plagiarism-checker/

 

Someone actually believed he could pay for sex with actresses Megan Fox, Angelababy, and Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel? Not very bright, are ya, dude?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671921/Man-claims-paid-Sydney-escort-agency-3-7-million-sex-celebrities.html

 

Here’s something much better to do with your money.
http://theupscout.com/tech/ferrolic-clock/

 

How well do you know The Who? I am a big fan, but only scored 6 out of 10.
http://teamrock.com/trivia/2016-07-18/the-who-quiz

 

Michael J. Fox tearing up Johnny B. Goode live on stage with Coldplay. July 17th, 2016.

 

Yet another instance of a politician using music for their own purpose without authorization.
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5 hours of A/C per charge for $100? That would provide relief during the hottest part of the day. I’m In!
http://tinyurl.com/j7h62o8

 

This seems like a bad idea. I seem to recall reading that a lot of national parks contain valuable natural resources. Why allow the rich to destroy them?
http://www.popsci.com/does-gop-want-eliminate-national-parks#page-3

 

Even if you had never been there before, isn’t the idea of a river that flows in a circle a bit illogical? A river has to have a beginning and an end.
http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/lost_tubers_update.html

 

Forget hating their parents, these people don’t seem to have liked themselves a lot.
http://topratedviral.com/article/these-people-must-really-hate-their-parents/1001172

 

When I had the operation on my leg, they used staples, rather than stitches, to close the incisions. But the old way would allow for new technology that would tell your doctor how you are healing.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/07/20/smart-sutures-monitor-wounds/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

FFS, people, what is wrong with you?
https://mic.com/articles/149133/a-goat-drowned-because-people-couldn-t-stop-taking-pictures-of-it?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=future&utm_campaign=social#.IsOZqbYvm

 

Turtles didn’t evolve shells for protection.
http://www.livescience.com/55436-why-turtles-have-shells.html

 

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“Step off, asswipe”
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Well, that killed the vibe.
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Calgary, Alberta’s mayor is a funny guy. And has been called one of the best mayors the city has had.cool-Alberta-Mayor-Naheed-Nenshi-Twitter

 

 

Priorities.

 

If you are a fan of Pokémon Go, you will not be happy to read this.
https://mic.com/articles/149174/meet-poodlecorp-the-pok-mon-go-hackers-with-a-plan-to-make-society-crumble?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=future&utm_campaign=social#.upMM7YgZa

 

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Might as well leave a note that reads “Free bicycle”.

 

 

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A drop of seawater, magnified 25 timesA single drop of seawater, magnified 25 times

 

Full moon above Prague
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All 5 of the planets that are visible to the naked eye can be seen at the same time, for the next few weeks.
http://www.universetoday.com/129861/see-five-naked-eye-planets-dawn-sky/

 

More evidence for the existence of Planet 9.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2098029-planet-nine-may-have-tilted-entire-solar-system-except-the-sun/

 

If you know any girls who love outer space, they would likely appreciate receiving this cool bracelet as a gift. Possibly, even those who aren’t interested in the cosmos would, too.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/itqo/

 

Happy birthday to astronaut and senator John Glenn, the first American to orbit the Earth.
http://todaysdocument.tumblr.com/post/77275873290/astronaut-john-h-glenn-jr-became-the-first

 

 Auroras over Southern Alberta photographed by Alan Dyer ‏@amazingskyguy.Alan Dyer ‏@amazingskyguy · Jul 8  Improvement District No. 4 Waterton, Alberta

 

Actual menu items that are available on board the Space Station.tumblr_inline_oaivesyyC61tzhl5u_1280

 

IRAS 14568-6304, a young star that is cloaked in a haze of golden gas and dust.

 

July 20th was the 47th anniversary of the first human Moon landing.
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Way cool 3D printed WRX engine even has working internals.
http://hooniverse.com/2016/07/16/check-out-this-3d-printed-wrx-mill/

 

The Dodge Motor Company used to make parts for Oldsmobile and engines for Ford.
http://www.allpar.com/corporate/bios/dodge-brothers.html

 

Amazing what some people think is okay to do. What is this person going to do when they get into a residential area, where they live, and there are only two lanes? That are likely narrower than their precious board. I doubt if it is going to be used in its full length, so why not get the lumberyard to precut it?uh4-5

 

Why cyclists should always wear a helmet. Leather gloves and jacket wouldn’t hurt, either. Would you rather look cool, or risk road rash? Or worse.Wheelie-gone-wrong

 

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One day, a mother walks by her young son’s room and sees little Johnny masturbating. Later, she has a talk with him and tells him that good little boys save it until they are married. A few weeks later, the mom is having another talk with little Johnny. “How are you doing with that problem we talked about, dear?” she asks. Little Johnny cheerfully replies, “Great! So far, I’ve saved nearly a quart!”

 

To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn’t kill you to wash your hands in between either.

 

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS.’ He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading ‘LOWEST PRICES.’ The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read… ENTRANCE

 

“Say,” began Lucille one day over lunch, “didn’t you go out with that guy who played the French horn?” “Yeah,” said Diane, stirring her  iced tea. “You were really looking forward to it, I remember. How’d it go?” Lucille leaned forward eagerly. “Actually he was a pretty nice guy,” volunteered Diane reluctantly. “But there was one real  problem…” “Oh, really?” “Every time he kissed me, he wanted to shove his fist up my ass.”

 

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking American Airlines,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!” “American Airlines?” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?” “We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.” “That dump! That’s the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?” “We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.” “That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. You’ll be at the back of St Peter’s Square and from that distance he’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.” A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome. “It was wonderful,” explained the man. “Not only were we on time in one of American Airlines’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!” “Well,” muttered the barber, “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.” “Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me.” “Really?” asked the Barber. “What’d he say?” He said, “Where’d you get the shitty haircut?”

 

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry…we can’t hire you.”  “But wait,” the man says. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!” “Really? Great! Show me!” So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. “Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!” “Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!” “Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?” “Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a drug store and asked for aspirin, while winking like crazy at the pharmacist?”

 

I thought I would let you in on a little secret I’ve found for building up my arm and shoulder muscles. You might wish to adopt this regimen – 3 days a week works well.  I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can. After a few weeks I moved up to 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute! Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level.

 

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear all about the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

 

A bather whose clothing was strewed

By winds that left her quite nude

Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong,

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“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may be bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you.” “I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”

 

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