Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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DRAT! I thought I was fairly knowledgeable in Science, but I scored slightly below average on this quiz.
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/08/test-your-smarts-oldest-vertebrate-and-sciences-famous-hoax?utm_source=newsfromscience&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=quiz0815-6559

 

I guess I don’t know a lot about critters, either. I only got half of these correct.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/kodos/only-an-animal-expert-will-get-100-on-this-quiz-25cao?utm_term=.pevJZvy7p#.phZVr3ylo

 

I did much better on this homonym quiz, only incorrectly answering one question.
http://people.howstuffworks.com/homonym-quiz.htm

 

A French town has banned Pokémon Go.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/08/17/french-mayor-bans-pokemon-go-in-his-town/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

Even George Carlin had limits. He never performed a lot of the material from this stand up performanc, titled “I really like it when a lot of people die”, after 9/11.

 

Gillian Anderson is featured in this issue of Goodstuff’s Cyber World.
http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.ca/2016/08/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-254th-issue.html

 

Reasons Dave Grohl is awesome.
http://themetapicture.com/dave-grohl-is-a-good-guy/

 

Canadian fans of The Tragically Hip, especially those victimized by ticket scalpers, have caught a break.
http://www.cbcmusic.ca/posts/12179/how-to-watch-tragically-hip-concert-cbc-aug-20

 

These coffee tables are too weird for me, and don’t seem as if they would fit in with most living room decors. Which is likely why they have only sold two in the past two years. That, and the price.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/214Graffiti?ref=pr_shop_more

 

I detest mosquitos, and there is no way I would willingly allow myself to be bitten by so many just to win a contest. Especially for such a measly prize.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/russian-mosquito-festival

 

I grudgingly understand a need for lab dogs, but it still makes me very sad to learn that 40 of them went most of their lives without seeing the Sun or grass.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/28/lab-raised-beagles-go-out_n_1116446.html?

 

“Nope! I was here first!”
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Very cool dog.
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Cool dog waves at another biker.
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I found this image interesting. It was originally posted at http://ronbeckdesigns.tumblr.com/. It is titled “Bending Photo”. It did not specify, unfortunately, whether the effect was created digitally, or the result of wind. I strongly suspect the former, since I on’t believe wind could actually shape trees this way. For one thing, the wind doesn’t always blow in one direction, and, even if it did, I doubt if it could bend the tops while the branches went the opposite way.
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Oh, man! Whomever invented go-go boots really knew what they were doing! Diana Rigg, co-star of The Avengers TV show. I am certain my strict Catholic parents were not aware that teenage Rod lusted after her, or they might have had a different opinion of letting me watch the show.
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Automation fascinates me. This is Crunchy Nut Cornflake boxes getting collected, opened and glued.

 

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Yes, he may be a very nice guy, but that tattoo demonstrates poor decision making skills.
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Great way to relax at the end of the day.
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Maybe she should have made an off camera test run first.
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It seems like every week there is more bad news related to global warming.
http://blog.nature.org/science/magazine/unfrozen-glaciers-alaska-melting/

 

A new movie I am interested in, about the women of NASA in the 1960s.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/08/15/hidden-figures-nasa-black-women-trailer/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

 

You might be interested to know that about ten trillionths of the light you see outside comes from another star. And, in fact, from another galaxy.
http://www.popsci.com/tiny-part-your-sun-tan-is-intergalatic

 

A new theory suggests that the reason why we haven’t detected extraterrestrial life is because we are one of the first galactic civilizations to develop.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/08/02/life-on-earth-premature/

 

Very rare horizontal lightning bolt captured over Tampa.
http://i.imgur.com/GEXyley.gifv

 

25 bucks seems like a very reasonable price for this set of glasses with photos of nebulas on them.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jjpq/?pfm=HP_TopCMD_jjpq

 

For another 50 you can get a set with images of the planets in our Solar System.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/2033/

 

While photographing the Perseid meteor shower on Aug. 13th, a sky watcher in China captured rare images of a “gigantic jet” leaping out of a thundercloud. The luminous purple and red structure stretched its tentacles almost to the edge of space before vanishing in full view of dozens of onlookers. 
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5 planets and the Moon over Australia.
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What kind of fool doesn’t realize that an electric vehicle needs to be kept charged? If you sell something, shouldn’t you learn the basics about it?
http://www.autoblog.com/2016/08/17/dealers-electric-cars-sierra-club/

 

No way would I pay over 100 grand for a Caprice. No matter what you do to it.
http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1105628_icon-made-a-six-figure-chevy-caprice-and-its-glorious

 

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Man Test

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sportscenter.

Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.

Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. “I hope we can still be friends.”
B. “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.”
C. “Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU.”

A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Your Results:

If you answered “A” more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered “B” more than 7 times, check into therapy, you’re a little confused.

If you answered “C” more than 7 times, “YOU DA MAN!”

 

What’s the difference between being hard up, and down and out?  
About two minutes.

 

A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. 
She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”

 

There’s no sense beating a dead horse — but if you’ve reached the point where you even seriously consider that abusing a dead animal might improve your lot in life, I say go ahead and give it a shot.

 

When the Denny’s menu says, “Two Eggs, Any Style,” don’t believe it — they’re lying. Today I tried to order two eggs
“doggy style” and they refused.

 

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