The worst thing about censorship is *******

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A few posts ago, I was complaining about the number of sites that post a lot of crap. In the interest of being fair, let me promote http://fatitalianbroad.tumblr.com, a site I follow that consistently posts what I consider to be exceptional, easy to understand content. Everything from mouth watering recipes to humor. Hardly any content on this site disappoints me. And, even if I don’t particularly like it, at least I can understand it. Which is more than I can say for a lot of other sites.

 

Like this, for instance. What point does posting a screenshot of a solitaire game have? Yet, 487 people either “liked”, or reblogged it. I just don’t get it. How is anyone so easily amused?
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Another one I like a lot of the content on is http://mynameisarrakis.tumblr.com/. I reblog a lot of content from this site and The Fat Italian Broad on my Tumblr page.

 

Oh, the things people do, for no other reason than for bragging rights to a level in a game.
http://www.neatorama.com/2016/08/29/10-of-the-Craziest-Pokemon-Go-Stories/

 

One of the few instances where it would be better to not have your phone in your hand, rather than in your pocket or purse when not on a call.
http://mashable.com/2016/09/02/samsung-note-7-recall/?utm_cid=hp-hh-pri#ewvjz.dLhEqN

 

One guy’s answer to why so many women date assholes. While the points make some sense, the fact that they work doesn’t.
http://cavemancircus.com/2016/08/31/girls-like-aholes-much

 

Macho men are contributing to pollution. Wise up, guys.
https://mic.com/articles/153245/men-are-ruining-the-planet-because-they-think-green-products-are-feminine?

 

Yet another reason for me to hate the fashion industry. Styles change so quickly that old clothes are not even wanted by Goodwill.
http://www.newsweek.com/2016/09/09/old-clothes-fashion-waste-crisis-494824.html

 

And yet another reason to put down Beyoncé. I wonder what she would do if anyone dared to photobomb HER interview. Some people would argue that she is showing support for this artist, but, to me, it seems like she always has to make it about her. I mean, after all, being the star of Destiny’s Child wasn’t good enough for her, since she still had to share the spotlight.

 

Amazing how ancient people carved these huge structures into solid rock using only hand tools.
http://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-asia/qasr-al-farid-lonely-castle-nabataeans-002963

 

An artist suspended a dress in the high salt content Dead Sea, and it came out two months later looking very interesting.
http://www.boredpanda.com/salt-dress-dead-sea-salt-bride-sigalit-landau/

 

The origin of the saying “A taste of their own medicine”.
http://www.gingersoftware.com/content/phrases/a-taste-of-your-own-medicine

 

These people are not exactly criminal masterminds. As the article states, how they thought this plan would work is mind blowing.
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/meet-the-worst-cocaine-smugglers-of-all-time-w437510?

 

If you plan to lie to the world, you should make sure that you have your facts straight. Like making sure you don’t paste images of yourself wearing different clothes into photos of yourself atop a mountain.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/08/31/heres-what-happens-if-you-lie-everest-climb/89644968/

 

Elephant groovin’ to the music.
http://abcnews.tumblr.com/post/121689000888/watch-we-humans-arent-the-only-ones-who-like-to

 

If you are often bothered by mosquitos, you may be interested in this jewelry.
http://mashable.com/2016/09/01/singapore-jewellery-mosquito-repellent/#AKFsZfq1_qqg

 

Would you eat mealworm based margarine? I would feel less reluctant to try it if the researchers were allowed to eat it.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/08/29/mealworm-margarine-could-be-right-around-the-corner-would-you-try-it/

 

WOW! That must have been some massive lightning bolt, to kill so many animals at once. I wonder if the tundra, which contains more water than normal soil, contributed to the high death count.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/more-300-reindeer-killed-lightning-norway-095020805.html

 

You otter like this…
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A lot of people have been decrying the death of the gorilla Harambe since it occurred, even going so far as to call him a hero, as in the picture, below. I am all in favor of preventing the death of animals, but those people don’t seem to remember that the beast was dragging the child around in its enclosure. I wonder how they would feel if that had been their child. And this “dicks out for Harambe” chant that is going around is just plain stupid.
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A baby Musk Oxa baby Musk Ox

 

…despite the horrendous grammar (I don’t live that much?), I like this sentiment.
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I’m very curious as to the story behind this.
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I wonder if this dog’s name is Lucky.tumblr_ocpc88J9iS1s02vreo1_400

 

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How government works. I’ll bet they would keep bothering you, too, until you sent them a check for zero.bureaucracy-working-intended

 

Still, I think if most people received $86,000 a day, they would squander a lot of it. cool-bank-time-account-seconds

 

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As a Canadian, I appreciate this cartoon.cool-nations-meeting-Canadian-round-table

 

Not all Canadians are unhateable, unfortunately. I think this judge did the right thing by giving this extremely harsh sentence.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/calgary-man-jailed-for-life-over-montana-shooting/ar-AAigY4k?li=AAadgLE&ocid=spartanntp

 

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Regular readers know how I feel about selfies.
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Nothing says “class” like some ugly tattoos.
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This is more my idea of classy. Going through the effort of training in gymnastics in order to make the character you are playing seem more realistic is very admirable, in my opinion. The more I hear (and see) of Margot Robbie, the more I like her.
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The show theme song she is quoting from, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, started airing on TV in 1990, the year she was born, and ran for 6 seasons. Although I suppose she might have watched reruns later on, when she was a bit older, it still surprised me that she was aware of it. Seems as if Will was surprised, as well.
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The difference, here, I guess, is that the lower photo was likely not authorized. cool-art-vandalism-colors-painting

 

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Now that is some awesome talent. I wonder how fat this woman’s significant other is. If I had these kinds of snacks available, I would soon be a big ball with fingers and toes. Because the way to this man’s heart is definitely through his stomach.
http://themetapicture.com/the-coolest-girl-in-the-world/

 

…or this one’s.cool-cup-coffee-cupcake

 

I think I’m gaining weight just looking at these pics. Nutella Cake And Ferrero Rocher Toppings
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I don’t know the premise for this, or who that person is, but I agree with the sentiment. There is no good choice available in this election, only a less unfortunate choice.tumblr_oae1d6WR3V1qlsrn9o1_500

 

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in ArizonaAmericans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona

 

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I really liked school when I was Calvin’s age.tumblr_ocnro3CFbX1qz6f9yo1_1280

 

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Hurdlers without the hurdles.hurdlers without hurdles

 

Last photo of Laurel and Hardy, in 1956Last photo of Laurel and Hardy 1956

 

Who thought shit shaped lollipops was a good idea?tumblr_ocmhqx5YCk1qe23y5o1_540

 

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I guess that potential “man” made radio signal detection was too good to be true. Still, who knows? Humans walked the Earth for millions of years before inventing radio. I still choose to believe that intelligent beings inhabiting planets was not a one off event on this one.
http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2016/08/berkeley-seti-challenges-yesterdays-report-of-strong-extraterrestrial-signal-from-the-constellation-.html#more

 

A crew that has been simulating living on Mars for the past year has recently emerged from their habitat.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/08/29/491794937/mars-mission-crew-emerges-from-yearlong-simulation-in-hawaii

 

Some of the things they learned from the experience.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/year-on-mars-hawaii-hiseas_us_57bf7086e4b04193420e7b6e?ir=Green&utm_hp_ref=green

 

Hubble photos with a tilt shift filter applied adds an extra bit of awesomeness. I highly recommend zooming in on this page until the pictures appear gull screen, for optimal effect.
http://themetapicture.com/when-the-tilt-shift-filter-is-applied-to-hubble-photos/

 

A fairly large asteroid passed about 1/5 of the distance from the Earth to the Moon last Saturday, only hours after it was first discovered.
http://earthsky.org/space/asteroid-2016-qa2-august-27-28-2016

 

The search for “Planet 9” is revealing many previously unknown objects in out outer Solar System.
http://spacetimewithstuartgary.tumblr.com/post/149683987843

 

Sometimes, I am so in awe of the goings on in space that I forget what a dangerous place it is.
http://www.universetoday.com/130554/sentinel-1a-satellite-takes-direct-hit-millimetre-size-particle

 

It can get pretty dangerous right here on Earth, as well. Imagine 3 hurricanes churning away at the same time. One of them has already caused flooding in Florida, the other two are expected to come dangerously close to Hawaii.
http://www.cnet.com/news/space-station-orbits-over-three-hurricanes-in-epic-time-lapse-video/

 

The Juno spacecraft has revealed surprising information about Jupiter’s North Pole.
http://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/jupiter-s-north-pole-unlike-anything-encountered-in-solar-system

 

It also passed by the South Pole on its first orbit around the planet, and sent this photo of it back to Earth.
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Obviously, at least one astronaut was not bothered by this, This is the view from the Soyuz capsule, the spacecraft that takes astronauts to and from the International Space Station (ISS), as it re-enters Earth’s atmosphere.tumblr_nl4snsL2971s1vn29o1_1280

 

I always liked customized vans, and would be quite happy to start seeing them back on the streets again.
http://bangshift.com/general-news/custom-vans-back-check-ones-weve-found-ebay-judge/

 

I wonder how an intersection with no traffic signals, like this one, in Ethiopia, would work here, in North America.
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If you love smoky burnouts, you will probably like this video. I think this driver should have been disqualified, though. His long return trip to the start line prevented his opposition from heating his tires. And any advantage the racer might have gained by the extra long burnout was lost as the tires cooled off during the return trip. As evidenced by the tire smoke during his actual run.

 

Don’t die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there !   

 

 
A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor. Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem. I just can’t (FFFART!!) stop farting. Doctor: That is an unusual complaint. Take off your clothes and lay, stomach down, on the couch. The man does as he is told. The doctor examines him for a minute – the man farting all the time this is going on. Doctor: Aha! This should be easy to cure. Excuse me for a moment.  The doctor goes over to a closet and pulls out a long pole with a sharp spike at one end. Man: (FAART!) Oh my God! (fart..) What are you going to do with (FFFARTT!!) that?! Doctor: I need to open a window.

 

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”  Then she hollered…”YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”  She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”  The other answered, “I don’t know, I thought YOU were watching!” Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men…. are men.

 

Q) What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year old woman and walking a tightrope?

A) In both cases, you really don’t want to look down.

 

Joe met Suzi in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other’s company very much and at the end of the evening, Suzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe’s manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, “Surely you can’t be ready for more?  Suzi replies, “No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine… “

 

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