My wife discovered I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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Another quiz to try. This time we are remembering product slogans. I scored 26 out of 30.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/everyday-innovations/product-slogan-quiz.htm

 

Or, perhaps, you would prefer to choose misused words. I expected a slightly better score than the 23 out of 30 I received.
http://people.howstuffworks.com/words-we-all-misuse-quiz.htm

 

This is a comedy/satire site, but the article mostly echoes my own sentiments about the current direction of food. Some flavors just do not go together.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-worst-things-were-doing-to-our-food-right-now/

 

Maybe it is because I am not American, but I don’t really see this display as being too disrespectful. No matter what the display was, it still would have been linked to shopping, since it was inside the store.
http://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/09/07/a-florida-walmart-wants-you-to-never-forget-a-great-deal-on-coke-products

 

I get the falling towers/falling prices connection, but I can still see people being offended by this commercial. It is certainly in very poor taste.
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/state/headlines/20160908-watch-san-antonio-mattress-store-s-ad-for-911-sale-spoofs-towers-falling.ece

 

I wonder how long it will be, though, before that tragedy is treated like this one.
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Some people are just assholes. And the reason for doing this? Because other people liked it.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/06/us/oregon-rock-formation-duckbill-toppled-trnd/

 

I imagine all of the school shootings gives this University the excuse it needs to enact this rule, but I still don’t see the need for guns at a learning institution. What if one of these armed students has a bad day, and snaps?
https://mic.com/articles/152533/texas-students-can-now-bring-guns-to-class-cocks-not-glocks-is-bringing-dildos-instead

 

WOW! I have to wonder if this person shouldn’t have been forced to have a professional mental evaluation when she decided to modify her nose, and WAY before she had her ears removed. Because she definitely seems to have issues. I wonder if it is even legal to perform these body modifications. Or if the person doing them has a license to do so.
http://geekologie.com/2016/09/congratulations-dragon-lady-has-ears-rem.php

 

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It is possible to retrieve an image, although not a very good one, of the last thing a person sees, from the corpse’s eye.
https://strangeremains.com/2016/05/14/how-to-develop-pictures-from-a-corpses-eyes/

 

How liquid nitrogen interacts with different fluids.
http://fuckyeahfluiddynamics.tumblr.com/post/149748995038/the-animations-above-show-a-little-of-what-happens

 

This police department thought up a genius plan to help rid their community of meth.
https://www.facebook.com/BathTownshipPolice/posts/1122099081207663:0

 

About as smart as bringing your drugs to the police for testing is using a stolen gift card with tracking abilities to get coffee.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-national-park-timcard-theft-1.3751416

 

I had not been aware that there are four species of giraffe.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/09/09/giraffes-arent-just-giraffes-turns-out-there-are-four-species/

 

Let me repeat what most dog owners know: The dog is not the problem, the owner is. Unfortunately, too many pit bull owners trained their dogs to be mean. And, now, they are all being painted with the same brush, in Montreal.
http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/rescue-groups-save-pit-bulls-proposed-breed-ban-Montreal

 

A parasitic worm inside the eye of a frog.
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A kestrel hovering in midair. It doesn’t say, but I assume the reason for doing this is that the bird is hunting rodents.

 

Orphaned Joey hops into the bag that serves as its mother’s pouch.
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Three whales swimming below a boat.

 

The creatures you might see in Earth’s deep oceans.scary-looking-fishes

 

Think they know what that even is, on the plate?
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Look closely. This is not two separate pictures.
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The kind of kid who will probably grow up not being able to spell correctly.tumblr_od377wpww51vnxasgo1_500

 

There are adapters available that will convert headphone cables directly into the port on an iPhone, but this illustrates the silliness of the idea of eliminating the headphone jack.tumblr_od7l3l7mhk1qjnhqgo1_500

 

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In my previous post, I included a story about Antarctica’s ice melting in places. But what if all of the ice on Antarctica as well as in the Arctic was to melt? Bill Nye will tell us.

 

High resolution video of a tornado forming. It seems, to me, that a lot of people are taking an unnecessary risk by driving below, and beside, this storm.
http://totallycoolpix.com/blog/2016/09/tornado-formation-filmed-in-4k/

 

Lots of traffic in the neighborhood, lately. Another asteroid passed close to Earth, this time even closer than the last one, a few days ago. This time, though, it went below our South pole.
http://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.ca/2016/09/small-asteroid-flew-safely-past-earth.html

 

The mission to return an asteroid sample to Earth blasted off on Thursday.
http://www.universetoday.com/130710/osiris-rex-blasts-off-on-7-year-sampling-trek-to-asteroid-bennu-and-back/

 

If that asteroid does impact Earth, it would certainly cause a great deal of damage. It is quite massive.
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360° Panorama from the Chang’e Lunar lander. Click anywhere in the picture at the link and drag to scan the full view.
http://www.360cities.net/image/change-3-lunar-panorama-tcam-0010-enhanced

 

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The Automobile Driving Museum has opened an exhibit of classic Funny Cars. I would like to go and see it.
https://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2016/09/09/funny-cars-kick-off-series-of-racing-exhibits-at-automobile-driving-museum/

 

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That really brings back memories. When I was a teen, “Cutting U-balls” was a common activity.tumblr_nc76qmtuql1r4fyzho1_500

 

Well, the sign did say stop…morning-madness-060916-14

 

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Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas’s mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas s mother seemed  to be avoiding her after the introduction. “Honestly, my dear,” Thomas said, “Mother finds you to be, how should I put  it, a bit on the crude side.” “Crude? Doesn’t she know that I come from one of the most respected families  in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing  schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum  Laude?” Tamara asked. “Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that,” Thomas replied. “Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that “crude” bullshit?”

 

Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack. Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer’s wife and their daughter Mabel.  One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores he saw Mabel bending over to milk the cow. He felt himself become aroused for the first time and, shocked, ran to find the farmer to explain this strange phenomena. Upon finding the farmer he proceeded to drop his trousers and whip out his stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the farmer. “Farmer, farmer,” Jack cried, “what is happening to my penis?” “Now settle down and put that thing away.” said the farmer. “Don’t worry about it. It happens to all men.” “But I don’t like it!” cried Jack. “Well then,” said the farmer, “next time it happens just go into the milk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your dick. It’ll go down quick smart, trust me.” The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked in and saw the farmers wife having a shower. Feeling his member getting hard he rushed into the cow shed, dropped his pants and picked up two handfuls of shit. Just then Mabel walked into the shed. “What are you doing Jack?” asked Mabel. “Well,” Jack replied, “I’m gonna rub this shit on my dick to make it go down.” “That would be a waste.” Mabel said as she laid down on the ground and lifted her skirt. “Why don’t you stick it up here?” So he did. Both handfuls.

 

My wife loves the beach, so we decided to grab a long weekend at a shore resort. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler, but not being sure of the hotel rules I stopped at the door and asked the maid, “Can we drink beer on the beach?” “Sure,” the maid replied, “but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first.”

 

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