When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

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I rarely listen to music on my phone, but the chances of me buying a new phone go down every time device manufacturers do something dumb like this.
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/12/9/13884662/samsung-headphone-jack-user-hostile-stupid

 

Another thing I hate is when people change something simply for the sake of change. Especially when it doesn’t make it better. For some reason. Tumblr decided to prevent anyone from reblogging from a site they are not following. I visit a lot of sites that I don’t follow, which makes it impossible to share content I like, and I am damned if I am going to go to every site I like, and click on the follow button. I have not received an answer, yet, to my question on the reason got this bullshit change. And I see a lot of other bloggers complaining about it. 

 

And I am not going to link to them, but let’s just say that anyone who thinks decorating their beard is cool is suffering from delusions. The beard itself is the only decoration necessary. Putting Christmas lights in it is just silly. 

 

As if the mannequin challenge wasn’t already dumb enough, a group of men decided to take it to the next level, resulting in several criminal charges.
http://mashable.com/2016/12/07/mannequin-challenge-arrest

 

If I had one of these, I would also have to have some real chicken handy, because the smell alone would make me hungry. Which would make the candle redundant.
http://www.boredpanda.com/kfc-fried-chicken-scented-candle/

 

Prawn and macaroni sounds like a tasty combination, but I don’t know about putting it in a hamburger bun.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/12/11/mcdonalds-japan-releases-new-ultra-prawn-and-macaroni-croquette-burger/

 

A new ocean is forming in Ethiopia.
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2016/12/the-birth-of-ocean-afar-rift-of-ethiopia.html

 

I don’t blame them for wanting to slow down, but I am glad I took the opportunity to see the band, live, a few years ago. I may go, again, if they play near me on this tour. The only Canadian stop I could find was in Toronto.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/tom-petty-40th-anniversary-tour-might-be-last-big-one-w454754

 

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Single cylinder engine made of paper.

 

If you need a therapy animal to be able to deal with the stress of flying, maybe you shouldn’t fly. Because it doesn’t get any better once you land.
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/eco-tourism/stories/airport-therapy-animals-take-stress-out-travel

 

Dog tricks passersby into playing fetch.

 

A woman in Seattle is having problems with a squirrel stealing her Christmas lights.

 

Kitty doesn’t quite have the hang of washing up yet.
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It is pointless to run from a bear. Better to remember that they have very sensitive noses. It is better to go down fighting.
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“Alas poor Horatio! I knew him well.”.
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That’s a lot of snow in a short time.
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Nebraska, winter of 1948 – 49. Trains and automobiles were often stalled by the amount of snow that fell.
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No, that piece in the center is not animated.stay-still

 

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Who says the royal family has no sense of humor? Apparently this photo of them in ugly Christmas sweaters is real.
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Why does she not try to break her fall with something other than her forehead?
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An aerial view of the flowers left outside Buckingham palace after the death of Princess Diana,
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That’s all real wood.
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A ton of cool space based .gifs was just put up by NASA.
http://giphy.com/nasa

 

And, if you like the real thing, you might be interested in this virtual space flight simulator.
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/

 

We are losing all our heroes, and so few are coming to take their place. R.I.P, John Glenn.
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“As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.”

— John Glenn

 

I was real excited about this car until I found out it was just a replica. Still a nice car, though,
http://bangshift.com/general-news/videos/would-you-want-to-own-a-1971-dodge-challenger-pace-car-edition-knowing-why-its-so-famous/

 

I’m not in the market for an automobile, but I certainly love the idea of this one.
http://dodgeforum.com/articles/challenger-gt-awd-muscle-car/

 

The 1970 NHRA World Finals.

 

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Why buy so many cars if you are just going to abandon them? I don’t think it is good for automobiles, mechanically, to sit for so long.
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“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?” asked the wife. “No,” said the husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?” she asked. “No,” he replied. She gave him another sexy little smile, reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. “Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” he answered, intrigued. “Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.”

 

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.  He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk answers, “Yes, I am.” So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, “Brother, have you found Jesus?” The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time.  He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?” The drunk again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again— but this time holds him down for about 60 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?” The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?

 

It’s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. “Morris, why can’t you sleep?” she asks him. “You know our next door neighbor, Sam.  I borrowed $1000 from him, and it’s due tomorrow morning and I don’t have the money. I don’t know what I’m going to do.” Morris replies. Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. “Sam,” she shouts, and several times more, “Sam, Sam.” Finally a very groggy Sam opens the window opposite her  and yells back, “What, what is it…it’s 3 AM, what the hell do you want?” Goldie says, “You know the $1000 my husband owes you? He doesn’t have it.” She then slams the window shut and turns to Morris and says, “Now you go to sleep and let Sam pace the floor.”

 

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