I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.

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Estonians love to swing so much that it has become a competitive sport in that country.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/kiiking-estonia-swinging-extreme-sports-swings

 

Why I never use Wikipedia as a reference. It just isn’t factually reliable.
http://mashable.com/2017/02/14/teen-sneaks-bands-vip-section-editing-wikipedia-page

 

Jimmy Kimmel got curious about what kind of idiot would pay $100,000 for a Cheeto, so he went to see the guy, and the Cheeto, in person. He had much the same reaction as I would. 

 

Babies video chat.

 

Faking a relationship like this might work on your parents, or, maybe, your co-workers, but, to everyone else, it is just sad.
http://www.boredpanda.com/single-people-couple-photo-tips-rain-yokohama/

 

This is fairly impressive. Dude plays guitar plus drums, and sings as well, all at the same time. Cover of Tom Sawyer, by Rush.

I respect Carlos Santana, and I agree with his opinion that Beyonce is more about an idea/look than about actual music. Her Grammy performance was a perfect example of this. (As I say goodbye to any remaining Beyonce fans who were still readers.)
http://radio.com/2017/02/14/carlos-santana-beyonce-not-a-singer/

 

Orangutan is very interested in this woman’s baby.
https://i.imgur.com/TLTwmJo.gifv

 

Me, after several drinks.

 

EW!
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Lucky dog.
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You may have to look twice.

 

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How long until he tries to jump through the screen?
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if-only

 

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Nothing remarkable about a can of Spam, except this one is 16,230 feet underwater on the slope of the Mariana Trench.
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Banned chemicals have also been found in creatures living in this area,
http://mashable.com/2017/02/13/trenches-pollution-chemicals-study

 

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Better watch the adults more closely, kid.
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Regular readers know of my disdain for much of what is called “art”, these days. This comic pretty much sums it up. Shit on a canvas, and call it art. People will agree, just to attempt to be seen as knowledgeable.
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Apparently, this is an actual product, which is flying off the shelves at $3.99 apiece. Yes, the bag is empty.
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The performance fees received by the artists who played at Woodstock.
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Combine a cheap knock off with an advertising department that is not fluent in English, and this is what you get
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Pretty sure this is one of the worst Valentine’s gifts someone could choose.
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Point Nemo, the spaceship graveyard.
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/02/point-nemo-spacecraft-cemetery.html

 

Scientists captured parts of the Sun. Actually, the Solar wind.
http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2017/02/09/how_scientists_collected_a_piece_of_the_sun.html

 

American astronauts aboard the ISS pranked their Russian crew mates.
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Crazy person sets a world speed record on a mountain bike, traveling downhill at 167 kilometers per hour.

 

I love the early ’60’s Chrysler 300’s, and this one is no exception.
http://bangshift.com/general-news/car-features/mopar-car-features/purple-people-eater-this-1962-chrysler-300h-is-one-beastly-battlebarge/

 

Both of them seem a bit confused.
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One of only four built, this 1955 Chrysler ST Special by Ghia will be offered at the Hollywood Wheels sale at Amelia Island, where it is expected to bring up to $1 million.
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My friend Bill is still out there job hunting.  He says he always has a problem when filling out the job application and gets to the part about ‘Sex: F or M’. He says he never knows which to choose — He says he really likes to ‘F’, but he spends most of the time alone ‘M’-ing.

 

Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. “What’s the matter?” Bob asked. “I’ve been transferred to Detroit – I’ve heard the people are crazy there. They’ve got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation.” Bob replied, “I’ve lived in Detroit all my life. It’s not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a private school. It’s as safe a place as anywhere in the world.” The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, “Oh, thank you. I’ve been worried to death. But if you live there and say it’s OK, I’ll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?” “I’m a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.”

 

My husband was with me when I decided to buy something for our daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, my husband was feeling very out of place when a beautiful clerk asked if she could help him. In a cocky manner, he asked, “Where are all the men’s clothes?” In a demure voice the clerk replied, “All of these clothes are
for men, Sir.

 

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