Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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Let’s start off with this month’s playlist. You can start it playing, if you want, and listen while you browse this post.

 

I never understood hating someone because of their race or background. Death threats due to this are frequent, and even happened to Ringo Starr.
http://www.neatorama.com/2017/03/01/The-Day-Ringo-Starr-Got-Death-Threats-for-Being-Jewish/

 

The mold that Alexander Fleming used to develop penicillin was sold at auction this week.
http://gizmodo.com/90-year-old-mold-sold-for-almost-15k-1792882723

 

Humans are being taught to echolocate like dolphins do.
http://www.sciencealert.com/humans-are-being-taught-to-echolocate-like-dolphins-and-it-s-surprisingly-easy

 

The story of the island that switches nationalities twice a year.
http://www.cntraveler.com/story/why-pheasant-island-is-sometimes-in-france-sometimes-in-spain

 

Well, that’s one way to scale a building…

 

This article asks the question “Do we need smart socks?”. In my opinion, the answer is “NO”.
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2017/02/23/while-everything-is-getting-smart-do-we-really-need-smart-socks/

 

Amazon sells literature which denies the Holocaust. That seems wrong. And the Holocaust Memorial is trying to stop it.
https://mic.com/articles/169817/israeli-holocaust-memorial-asks-amazon-to-stop-selling-holocaust-denying-literature

 

If you live in Boston, and like drinking, be very careful when you go to the bar.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_politics/2017/02/glasses_may_get_banned_at_boston_bars_after_assaults

 

Don’t like going to work? These guys hated it so much they stabbed themselves to get out of it.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/02/27/two-men-stab-themselves-to-get-out-of-going-to-work-in-separate-incidents/

 

In 2015, farmer in Argentina found what he thought was just an unusual rock. It turned out to be the shell of a prehistoric creature called a glyptodon.
https://coolthingoftheday.tumblr.com/post/150380190199/on-december-25th-of-2015-a-farmer-named-jose

 

Spider and snake duke it out in Australia. That is one strong web.
http://the-earth-story.com/post/157794490276/spider-defeating-snake-somehow-i-think-we-all-can

 

1054 rhinos were poached in South Africa last year. All for a superstitious “cure” which is not supported by any facts or science.
http://wwf.panda.org/wwf_news/?293410/South_Africa_rhino_poaching_figures_2016

 

Elephant thinks her swimming caretaker is in trouble, and rushes into the river to save him.

 

Snakes shed their skin to allow for further growth and to remove parasites that may have attached to their old skin. As a snake grows, its skin becomes stretched. Unlike human skin, a snake’s skin doesn’t grow as the animal grows. Eventually, a snake’s skin reaches a point where further growth is not possible. When that occurs, a new layer of skin grows underneath the current one. As soon as it is complete, the old skin peels away, leaving behind a snake-shaped shell along with any parasites that may have been attached. To leave their old skin behind, snakes may go for a swim to allow water to loosen the old skin even further. When they’re ready to shed the old layer, they create a rip in the old skin, usually in the mouth or nose area. They often do this by rubbing against a rough, hard object, such as a rock or a log
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Secret handshake, or just confused?
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Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
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For his 30th birthday, which was recently, hunter Robert Stegall posted this interesting image to the Vintage Bear Archery Buy Sell Trade Facebook page. “My dad shot this deer several years ago. When he dressed it out he found this! Someone shot the deer years prior, but it wasn’t a fatal shot. It broke a few ribs and the arrow broke off, but it acted as a splint and the bone grew around the shaft.”
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What happens to meat when it wears out?
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Not related stories, I hope.porkalwalentis

 

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How bad of a headache do you suppose whiskey that comes by the gallon in a plastic jug would give you the next morning?
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But a new type of drink is coming, which will eliminate hangovers, as well as limit how drunk you get, and get rid of some of the negative side effects of alcohol..
http://yourdailydish.com/hangovers-may-soon-thing-past-thanks-new-type-alcohol/

 

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Besides being as unsanitary as hell, this is also stupid as fuck. I think there are rules that state the restaurant must change out the contents, and clean the fountain, if someone sticks their hands or face in it. I wouldn’t have been happy if I had planned to use it after this asswipe.
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Space X is planning a mission to send two paying passengers around the Moon. Seems real iffy. They haven’t even sent humans to the ISS yet, and the rocket they will be wanting to use for this moon mission is not even built yet, let alone tested to the point where it is ready to take humans to the Moon.
http://scifigenerationtv.com/post/157796218813/space-x-plans-a-private-mission-for-two-around-the

 

Volcanos on Mars caused the planet to tip over millions of years ago.
http://discovermagazine.com/2016/nov/when-mars-tipped-over

 

All about the upcoming Magellan Telescope, which is a ground based telescope that will have a better resolution than Hubble.
http://www.universetoday.com/133648/rise-super-telescopes-giant-magellan-telescope/

 

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NOOOO!
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Good thing they added that red circle. I might have missed that huge truck up on two wheels, swerving around.
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There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ”There is no justice in this world.” The other lady asked what she meant. “Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I’m 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”

 

A guy meets Siamese twins in a bar and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He thinks the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she’d like to do. She says, “Is that a trombone in the corner? I’d love to play your trombone.” So she plays it while he makes love to her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past his apartment building. One of the girls says, “Let’s stop up and see that guy.” The other girl says, “Gee… do you think he’ll remember us?”

 

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