DOWN WITH ZIPPERS!

 

Wood can now be made as hard as steel.
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/scientists-discover-a-way-to-get-wood-as-hard-as-steel/

 

White sand is fish poop.
https://www.wired.com/2014/08/absurd-creature-of-the-week-parrotfish/

 

“Here, let me help”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brooklyn, New York father Keith Haskel does curls using his excited baby son, who is sitting in a Jolly Jumper Exerciser.

 

 

Ya think?

 

 

 

 

 

My exact opinion of tabloids.

 

 

15 things found in space that astronomers can’t explain.
http://www.sci-techuniverse.com/2015/12/15-bizarre-objects-found-in-space-that.html

 

 

 

 

A sweet little grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. In a weak, tremulous voice, she asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.” After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.” The grandmother said, “Thank you, that’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.” The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?” The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. Nobody tells me shit.”

 

Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. “Hey,” Alex shouted, “what do you think you are doing?” “I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV,” she replied. “You haven’t touched me in months. We’re going to talk about sex right now!” “OK, OK. So,” he asked after a moment, “how often do you think Brady gets laid?”

 

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