Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.


This seems like a horrible idea, and I can’t imagine anyone actually going through with it. Maybe if you are goimg to die anyway, and are extremely vain.


If this is supposed to be a joke, its a pretty lame one. As if the driver wouldn’t see the back door open.





RIP, Stephen Hawking … March 14, 2018


Solar eclipses create waves in the atmosphere.


All disk galaxies rotate once every billion years.


That astronaut who spent a year in space now has different DNA than his identical twin brother.


“There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.”


I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. When the priest came in, I said to him, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.” He replied, “You moron, you’re on my side.”


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